The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

I win for a HEALTHY vegetarian breakfast

That's better than eating unhealthy vegetarians.

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Chocolate is a vegetable.

 

[Revoltingest]

Chocolate is its own food group.

 

[Wu Wei]

Chocolate...dark chocolate.... is acceptable to my vegetarian ways...... as a matter of fact I have 82% dark chocolate with me for purposes of eating

 

[sun rise]

Thanks.

 

[Jedster]

Dark chocolate from a lady who rides unashamedly naked

 

[Brickjectivity]

Chocolate...dark chocolate.... is acceptable to my vegetarian ways...... as a matter of fact I have 82% dark chocolate with me for purposes of eating

You are vegetarian? I keep forgetting. 82% dark chocolate is indeed almost a vegetable.

 

[sun rise]

It's not animal or mineral

 

[Wu Wei]

You are vegetarian? I keep forgetting. 82% dark chocolate is indeed almost a vegetable.

I use to be...then I stopped...gained weight...felt horrible...now I am back on the vegetarian wagon

And I'm sorry, I was mistaken...it is 85% cocoa

this one

 

[sun rise]

I use to be...then I stopped...gained weight...felt horrible...now I am back on the vegetarian wagon

And I'm sorry, I was mistaken...it is 85% cocoa

this one

Maybe someday you'll find winning chocolate. Hint: artisanal

 

[Wu Wei]

Maybe someday you'll find winning chocolate. Hint: artisanal

Already have one...this one is awesome..... I just do not have any at the moment

Never got into the artisan chocolate stuff...

 

[Thief]

drive-by win

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

I understand this kind requires a prescription.

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning without driving.
No work expended
Also without striving.
Losers upended

 

[Thief]

I understand this kind requires a prescription.

after you eat it?....or before?

 

[Wu Wei]

I understand this kind requires a prescription.

Mrs Wu likes

I can eat it, but I don't enjoy it...they youngest Wu tried it and spit it out immediacy calling it awful

 

[Thief]

when I was sooooooooo much younger.....
Grandma caught trying to steal chocolate from the kitchen

I was trying to pop the lid on tin of the Hersey's cocoa (for baking)

Oh.....so you want some of that!......do you really?!

she lit me up

 

[Wu Wei]

and yet..... you still lose.... but you don't have to pay big bucks for chocolate...you can get baker's chocolate cheap and it too is 100% Cocao

 

[Revoltingest]

Mrs Wu likes

I can eat it, but I don't enjoy it...they youngest Wu tried it and spit it out immediacy calling it awful

I find it to be one step above self flagellation.
Here's what you want.....

 

[Wu Wei]

I find it to be one step above self flagellation.
Here's what you want.....

73% PFHHHT if you're a PANSY and a NON-Vegetarian...... 85% is the minimum and 88% is best....once it reaches 90% and above..... I don't much like it