The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Winning without expectoration.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Winning with Gaston. (he’s especially good at expectorating)

 

[Revoltingest]

Great Expectorations....I never read the book, but I saw the movie.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

How about Sometime a Great Inebriation?

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Spoiler: Did someone say spit?

 

[Wu Wei]

Nice threat

You deserved to lose for not knowing Monty Python and the Holly Grail...

 

[sun rise]

You deserved to lose for not knowing Monty Python and the Holly Grail...

There are certain mandatory things that the young folks have got to learn. Making stone axes. Slide rules. Monty Python.

 

[Wu Wei]

There are certain mandatory things that the young folks have got to learn. Making stone axes. Slide rules. Monty Python.

EXACTLY!!!!! In my day....You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling

 

[Daemon Sophic]

EXACTLY!!!!! In my day....You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling

Oh! You lucky *******!
What I wouldn’t give to live in a house with only half the floor missing.
Why, I’ve been hanging here for 26 years......and they only turned me right side up yesterday.

 

[ChristineM]

EXACTLY!!!!! In my day....You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

Oh! You lucky *******!
What I wouldn’t give to live in a house with only half the floor missing.
Why, I’ve been hanging here for 26 years......and they only turned me right side up yesterday.

You had something to hang on??? I had to fall back and forth through the earth between North America and Asia for what seemed like forever until a North Korean nuclear test blew me out!

 

[Wu Wei]

You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt

 

[Rough Beast Sloucher]

You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt

Your Dad loved you that much? ...sniff

 

[sun rise]

We swung through trees and bashed each other with clubs over stale and rotten pieces of fruit. I could go further but don't want to abuse delicate ears with TMI.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

You had TREES? Why, when I was just a pup, no one could afford a tree! Bloody 'ell, they had'na even been invented yet!

 

[Revoltingest]

There are certain mandatory things that the young folks have got to learn. Making stone axes. Slide rules. Monty Python.

Yeah right....they'll learn those things the day I learn to use all my TV remotes.

 

[sun rise]

Yeah right....they'll learn those things the day I learn to use all my TV remotes.

The answer is to chuck all but the key one in a drawer. 99% of the time we only need one. Another is needed on those rare occasions when the TV settings gets messed up.

My strategy is winning, don't you know.

 

[Revoltingest]

The answer is to chuck all but the key one in a drawer. 99% of the time we only need one. Another is needed on those rare occasions when the TV settings gets messed up.

My strategy is winning, don't you know.

I'm not so lucky.
I have 5 remotes.
But I could prolly get by with just 3 most of the time.

 

[sun rise]

I'm not so lucky.
I have 5 remotes.
But I could prolly get by with just 3 most of the time.

Throw out all of those and the devices that they control. Buy new devices from a single manufacturer who has a 'universal' remote. Problem solved winningly.

 

[Revoltingest]

Throw out all of those and the devices that they control. Buy new devices from a single manufacturer who has a 'universal' remote. Problem solved winningly.

Buy something new?
That means spending money!
Are you crazy or uber wealthy?