The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

thanks...talking with Revolt is an awful like talking with my granddaughter:

Her: Grandpa, can I have this sucker now?
Me: No honey, we're going out to eat in a little bit. You can have it for dessert. But it's Free Pie Wednesday at the restaurant, so if you have the sucker, you can't have the pie.
Her: So can I have the sucker now?
Me: No, not until dessert.
Her (tears welling up in her eyes): But you said I could have it and dessert!

A case of someone hearing/understanding only part of what was said...

She has a future believing the promises of politicians which she hears in her head just like so many voters today.

 

[Revoltingest]

You misunderstood...Wu Wei and I are mammals...we're not even certain that a Scot is a biological lifeform, much less one that's warm-blooded...

Could be a Turing Test, eh?

 

[savagewind]

Ahoy!

 

[sun rise]

I prefer a turning test.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Ew.

What if we top it with bacon?

 

[sun rise]

I'm going to pretend that the bacon post does not exist.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I might win this weekend by undergoing the first climate-induced race change by starting the weekend as a dark elf and turning into an extra crispy elf by the end of the weekend.

 

[sun rise]

I might win this weekend by undergoing the first climate-induced race change by starting the weekend as a dark elf and turning into an extra crispy elf by the end of the weekend.

Report back afterwards and we'll weigh in on your winning status.

 

[Revoltingest]

What if we top it with bacon?

Get rid of the Oreos, & it might be pretty good.

 

[Wu Wei]

thanks...talking with Revolt is an awful like talking with my granddaughter:

Her: Grandpa, can I have this sucker now?
Me: No honey, we're going out to eat in a little bit. You can have it for dessert. But it's Free Pie Wednesday at the restaurant, so if you have the sucker, you can't have the pie.
Her: So can I have the sucker now?
Me: No, not until dessert.
Her (tears welling up in her eyes): But you said I could have it and dessert!

A case of someone hearing/understanding only part of what was said...

And if you deny him bacon...he tears up too

 

[sun rise]

And if you deny him bacon...he tears up too

I'd offer him a substitute

10 Tasty and Healthy Alternatives to Bacon

• Peanut butter. Bacon is pretty much the star in the BLT, one of the most iconic sandwiches on Earth. ...
• Avocado. This is another entry on the list that might surprise you. ...
• Sun-dried tomatoes. Want that concentrated burst of umami flavor? ...
• Pressed baked tofu. ...
• Seitan. ...
• Tempeh. ...
• Mushrooms. ...
• Fried shallots.
  

 

[Wu Wei]

time to say goodnight...and post another Red X

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-713f024ceef4847ba6ffe00b53495062-c

 

[sun rise]

I've been attacked by the dread red X disease being spread by others on this site.

 

[Wu Wei]

X X X X X XXXXX X XXXX XXXX XXX
X X X X X X X XXX XX X X X X X X X X X
X X X X X X X X X XXXX XX X

 

[Revoltingest]

My computer is still attacking me by inserting the letter "k" randomly into words.
I must continually scan all my posts for the errant "k".

BTW, I win.

 

[Woberts]

My computer is still attacking me by inserting the letter "k" randomly into words.
I must continually scan all my posts for the errant "k".

BTW, I win.

That seems a little suspicious.

BTW, I win.

 

[Revoltingest]

That seems a little suspicious.

BTW, I win.

No, you lkose.

 

[Woberts]

No, you lkose.

That one got a slight chuckle out of me, I'll admit that.
But I still win.

 

[Revoltingest]

You sure did.
(Note the past tense)

 

[Woberts]

You sure did.
(Note the past tense)

You filthy scotsman! You can't take the win away from me!