The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

This was prescient

 

[Revoltingest]

I promise not to tell her of your affair with Mr. Van while she was gone.

She know of Mr Van.
In this regard, we've an open marriage.
And sometimes, it's a threesome.

 

[sun rise]

It's time for me to excogitate the perfect strategy for this thread.

 

[Revoltingest]

Win with small words.

 

[sun rise]

Win with small words.

Me win.

 

[Revoltingest]

I win.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Win!

 

[Revoltingest]

W

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

doubles my win

 

[savagewind]

It's sad but this thread is the best by far, I think. IMO

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My belly hurts. People should stop posting and give me a sympathy win.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

My belly hurts. People should stop posting and give me a sympathy win.

consider it don...uh...wait...

Sorry!

 

[sun rise]

My belly hurts. People should stop posting and give me a sympathy win.

You have my sympathy. But the win is past.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You have my sympathy. But the win is past.

For now. And based on pain locations and just "how things feel," the belly aches too will pass, but in a few hours.
I suppose the one benefit of IBS Is when you have it, you get to talk some serious mad **** to people.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Oh look some low hanging fruit.

 

[sun rise]

I was going to leave @Shadow Wolf the winning for a while longer. But someone was impolite so the game is back on sooner rather than later.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Oh look some low hanging fruit.

Wu's dingle berries aren't really fruit. But they do hang low.

 

[sun rise]

I'm going to bury that last berry-bad post.

 

[Wu Wei]

winning with a strange sense of accomplishment after 2 days and 8.5 hours of yard work

 

[savagewind]

I haven't even begun the yard work yet.