That Peter Paul and Mary song is not a threat
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The last post is the WINNER!
- Thread starter ninerbuff
- Start date
Neither is it winning.
winning before heading into town to run errands
I have a different kind of sledgehammer
- I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
- The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
- The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
- If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine .
no bad puns were written in the making of this win
A crazed tool maker escaped from the loony bin, & went on a violent sexual rampage.
The headline....
Nut bolts & screws
Just remember....you started it.
Thief
Rogue Theologian
it is when I sing it
Actually an IRL friend started it:
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak
and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
You have one of those?
Of course. I grew up in an age where IRL was the only thing that existed outside of brief flights into books or movies. Now it's of course different.
nakedness was not a part of this win
You aren't supposed to know that phrase. Erase it!
For those that are stuck in the past carrying spears and grunting: IRL - "in real life". Those males who pretend to be stuck in the past I will use the classic "alta kaker" to refer to you or something from the wonderful compendium of Yiddish insults.
Or perhaps I'll top rope all who oppose me in this thread.
Or perhaps I'll top rope all who oppose me in this thread.