Snowy icy win.
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The last post is the WINNER!
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SoiEiMeSil
Member
The Rock says this, on Christ the Solid Rock I stand but in your faith I LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN!!!!!
I am the lalalaalal pie eater, eyebrow raiser, put your throttle in drive and switch 2 lanes at the same time, as I GIVE YOU WHAT YOU CAME FOR!!!!!! For the last TIME!!!!!!
IF YOU SMELLLALAALALAL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!!!!!!!!........*Jesus Christ chants*
I AM THAT I AM and you are My son Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson........
I am honored to be Your son my Holy Father as i humbly say "I do indeed smell what my Father is cookin........*tears*
What? What? What? What?What?
Let the Rock tell you sumthin stone cold
you got the beer, check
you got the backstreet boys soundtrack,check
and you got the only shiny bald headed piece of trailer park hash browns from Mac Nostrils, check
but what you don't have is faith........in me LAYIN THE SMACKDOWN ON YOUR HOLY SOUL!!!!!
If ya smell what the Rock is cookin........
I am the lalalaalal pie eater, eyebrow raiser, put your throttle in drive and switch 2 lanes at the same time, as I GIVE YOU WHAT YOU CAME FOR!!!!!! For the last TIME!!!!!!
IF YOU SMELLLALAALALAL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!!!!!!!!........*Jesus Christ chants*
I AM THAT I AM and you are My son Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson........
I am honored to be Your son my Holy Father as i humbly say "I do indeed smell what my Father is cookin........*tears*
What? What? What? What?What?
Let the Rock tell you sumthin stone cold
you got the beer, check
you got the backstreet boys soundtrack,check
and you got the only shiny bald headed piece of trailer park hash browns from Mac Nostrils, check
but what you don't have is faith........in me LAYIN THE SMACKDOWN ON YOUR HOLY SOUL!!!!!
If ya smell what the Rock is cookin........
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
No references were made to WWE, or religion, to achieve this win... HALLELUJAH!!!!! ok there was a religious reference but THAT"S IT!!!!. No one single WWE Reference was made...Give Me a Hell Yeah!...ok...there was ONE and ONLY one WWE reference....but I still win....
winning without references
SoiEiMeSil
Member
Hey sup yall i got a story about John Madden the Yugioh football head coach and his anime,
so here it goes
One day john Madden decided to curse the NFL with his blessings called madden burgers
It made the oakland raiders invincible but with a price......Their souls
If he did it now it would be terrifying but ok as John Madden likes winning so much that he stalks himself
What he does is he makes sure nobody sees him play Yugioh with Mr. Car Bojangles but Car Bojangles never says this, but, there is a man named Bret Favre who sees his self in the mirror everytime John Madden looks in his crystal ball........
Eventually John Madden gets cursed but he doesn't feel the effects until the day before a game.......
On game day John Madden says, we need to get an interception to win but don't play defense as i will be playing myself....
That is when he uses the infinity gauntlet to be in disguise and win the game by playing as oakland raiders body doubles with enhanced speed, precision and endurance......
Then a miracle happens.......?!!! Snake, SNAKE SNAAAAAKEEEE!!!!!!
Konami interrupts the game and begins the excavation of the NFL.....
so here it goes
One day john Madden decided to curse the NFL with his blessings called madden burgers
It made the oakland raiders invincible but with a price......Their souls
If he did it now it would be terrifying but ok as John Madden likes winning so much that he stalks himself
What he does is he makes sure nobody sees him play Yugioh with Mr. Car Bojangles but Car Bojangles never says this, but, there is a man named Bret Favre who sees his self in the mirror everytime John Madden looks in his crystal ball........
Eventually John Madden gets cursed but he doesn't feel the effects until the day before a game.......
On game day John Madden says, we need to get an interception to win but don't play defense as i will be playing myself....
That is when he uses the infinity gauntlet to be in disguise and win the game by playing as oakland raiders body doubles with enhanced speed, precision and endurance......
Then a miracle happens.......?!!! Snake, SNAKE SNAAAAAKEEEE!!!!!!
Konami interrupts the game and begins the excavation of the NFL.....
For future reference....
I win.
I win.
In the now, you lose
That's all in the past.
I'm here now winning.
I'm here now winning.
the win has passed you by
This is the future.
In it, I win.
In it, I win.
you are roadkill on the highway of win