The last post is the WINNER!

[Vinayaka]

Some present for a vegetarian. i think you gave it fully knowing I'd say no thanks, and then you could eat it yourself.

But you can't fault the loyalty. Bacon (for you) is like the Wonderdrug, the Miracle Grow, the Superglue. It's almost dare I say it here, but a God.

 

[Revoltingest]

Some present for a vegetarian. i think you gave it fully knowing I'd say no thanks, and then you could eat it yourself.

But you can't fault the loyalty. Bacon (for you) is like the Wonderdrug, the Miracle Grow, the Superglue. It's almost dare I say it here, but a God.

You big silly!
You thought you'd get the bacon too?
You'll get your plate once I finish my treats.
I'll even wash it off first.

 

[Vinayaka]

Nice save. Have some garden veggies on me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Nice save. Have some garden veggies on me.

Inspired by your post (#6855), I planned this little trick before I
even posted it, having searched specifically for a plate with the
king of cured meats upon it. I win with a depth beyond you.
Read me title, laddie!

 

[Vinayaka]

See? No wonder you're my hero. If it wasn't for the bacon, you'd be perfect.

Have some more broccoli, cabbage, swiss chard, and tomatoes.

 

[Revoltingest]

You should be using the subjunctive case, ie, "weren't" instead of "wasn't".
(It's about suppositions.)
I do like veggies though...they make a great foundation for bacon.

For your edification....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_subjunctive

 

[Vinayaka]

subJUNKtive what? I quit teaching 5 years ago. Now it's every man for himself. You're falling off that pedestal darn fast with the pickiness. First its offering a vegetarian some bacon, and now it's condescending pettiness about grammar. You sound like some old geezed colleague who used to lecture me on grammar but couldn't spell my name.

 

[Revoltingest]

Tis better to be looked down upon than to be looked up to.
Low standards are easy to meet.

 

[Vinayaka]

I'm lowering mine right now.

 

[Revoltingest]

Good, cuz I'll be the one winning!

 

[Vinayaka]

Winning isn't everything, you know. There is style involved too.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Vinayaka]

That is not style, Sir.

 

[Revoltingest]

It's more than mere style....it's FABULOUS!

 

[4consideration]

You're right. You look great!

 

[Revoltingest]

Thanx!

 

[Vinayaka]

It looks horrible. Come on!

 

[4consideration]

After all the trouble Rev went to, the least you could do is encourage him!

 

[Revoltingest]

Aye, tell'm to let out his inner island diva!

 

[Vinayaka]

My inner island diva wears a bland t-shirt and jeans.