The last post is the WINNER!

[xkatz]

We grow just our own basil.

 

[Vinayaka]

Named after a plant ... makes you wonder. Is there a Saint Garlic? A Saint Marjoram? A Saint Rosemary? Thyme?

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Vinayaka]

Ooohh .. bruschetta Too bad I don't do bread any more. But garden tomatoes and some of that stuff could make a guy eat too much. So much you'd be a winner.

 

[Revoltingest]

It gave you 5 minutes of borrowing my win.
That's something!

 

[Vinayaka]

Borrowing? I don't understand.

 

[Revoltingest]

You borrowed my win because you had it briefly, but it belongs to me.
Check rule #19.7.

 

[Vinayaka]

Sorry. My bad. Sir.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey, we all make mistakes.
I made one once.

 

[Vinayaka]

That's about 993, 243 less than me.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's about 993, 243 less than me.

That should be "less than I" because "have" is implied verb.
And now the number should be 993,245.

 

[Vinayaka]

That snotty little grammar policeman strikes again.

 

[Revoltingest]

That snotty little grammar policeman strikes again.

You meant "Scotty little grammar policeman".

 

[Vinayaka]

No. I meant what I said. But to add flavor, you could say, "the little snotty haughty Scotty grammar policeman.

Willy oughta be in the classroom, not out on the field digging holes or in the latrines cleaning toilets.

 

[Revoltingest]

No. I meant what I said. But to add flavor, you could say, "the little snotty haughty Scotty grammar policeman.

Willy oughta be in the classroom, not out on the field digging holes or in the latrines cleaning toilets.

Been there & done that!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZUKEVU-TwM

 

[Vinayaka]

You thought you were gonna get to 24 hours didn't you? Sorry, Bud.

 

[Revoltingest]

Close enuf for a....

 

[4consideration]

I know some people like cigars, but I'd prefer a glass of champagne to celebrate my win. Please.

 

[atanu]

I know some people like cigars, but I'd prefer a glass of champagne to celebrate my win. Please.

You did not even have time to pour it out. Well then.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't even smoke.
It's the honor of the thing.