The last post is the WINNER!

[savagewind]

Sigh. Oprah.

 

[sun rise]

The cookie monster isn't real.

I've known cookie monsters in my time. And I've even been one a few times. I am as real as anything else which is not saying much.

 

[sun rise]

Sigh. Oprah.

Oprah is not real? Or Oprah is a real cookie monster?

 

[sun rise]

Or you want a car?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And none for the cookie monster? Or are you on that throne?

Nope. I ate them to remove the temptation given his diabetes, obesity, and depression from eating so many of them and being a grumpy arse social shut in.

 

[savagewind]

Or you want a car?

Why not?

 

[savagewind]

Oprah is not real? Or Oprah is a real cookie monster?

Oprah could care about people reading the Bible wrong. I think she is a believer. But, they don't care. Which is weird. Isn't it?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Sigh. Oprah.

You get a lose!

don't toss your cookies!

YOU get a lose!

I've known cookie monsters in my time. And I've even been one a few times. I am as real as anything else which is not saying much.

And you get a lose!
You all get a lose! (Even @Revoltingest and @Wu Wei even though they aren't here on this page yet)

 

[savagewind]

At least unbelievers are being honest.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Or you want a car?

I need a car. I'd like to go somewhere, further than a few miles away, and it not need an hour just to get there and back.

 

[savagewind]

Cars can be trouble.

 

[sun rise]

Nope. I ate them to remove the temptation given his diabetes, obesity, and depression from eating so many of them and being a grumpy arse social shut in.

Such self-sacrifice should be celebrated.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Such self-sacrifice should be celebrated.

I know. It was such a difficult sacrifice to make to up my calorie count to not be running on such a massive calorie deficit (about a couple times I week I burn 2 thousand calories a day from having to get around, plus the thousand-so needed for basic biological functioning - I've even started occasionally drinking regular soda again to give my body something to burn, and I don't even bother looking for low/no calorie sports drinks once I'm into my third hour of walking and needing a drink).

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning after a productive shopping trip to Menards.

 

[Wu Wei]

Glass-o-water win

 

[sun rise]

Emerging from the black hole where nothing can emerge, a cosmic win.

 

[Wu Wei]

Cosmic, farm out dude..... I win man....cool

 

[sun rise]

Cosmic, farm out dude..... I win man....cool

Matter into energetic win.

 

[Thief]

The cookie monster isn't real.

ok.....so I had to change my m.o.

there's not a lot of profit margin in stolen cookies

especially when I eat the margin

and it begins to show in my ninja outfit

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

the cookie mobster?