The last post is the WINNER!

[Daemon Sophic]

Bah.
Hum.
Bug.
Loser.

Well this is one Dickens of a win for me.

 

[sun rise]

So "you little Dickens", you think you can get away with asserting a win?

 

[Daemon Sophic]

So "you little Dickens", you think you can get away with asserting a win?

I have ascertained that I won.

 

[sun rise]

You aspire to win but at best 2nd place is your fate.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Yoda?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Timmy will review his life on the astral plane, absorb the lessons of well-attraction, and be reborn as Tamara without any attraction to well immersion.

No, no, no no no no. Clearly Timmy will be reborn as a vengeful spirit who sends people to their death if they get too close to the well that claimed his own life. He will be ugly and grotesque, the demented distortions and twists of his face highlighted by the pale glow of the moon as he plays the instruments of his terror, the screams and pleads of his victims his Nocturne of Eternal Dreamless Sleep.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Yoda?

Maybe the Weird Al song Yoda should be our national anthem?

 

[Wu Wei]

I have returned
and I win

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have returned
and I win

Ehhhhh.....no.

 

[sun rise]

No, no, no no no no. Clearly Timmy will be reborn as a vengeful spirit who sends people to their death if they get too close to the well that claimed his own life. He will be ugly and grotesque, the demented distortions and twists of his face highlighted by the pale glow of the moon as he plays the instruments of his terror, the screams and pleads of his victims his Nocturne of Eternal Dreamless Sleep.

You paint such a delicate picture of sweetness and light that I can hardly stand it.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You paint such a delicate picture of sweetness and light that I can hardly stand it.

Sweetness like antifreeze and light like a nuclear flash.

 

[Thief]

Rising from the fire,
a lone ember drifts, glowing.
Glory until ash.

very nice....

too bad you lose doing so

 

[Thief]

Sweetness like antifreeze and light like a nuclear flash.

very toxic......

and so....you lose too

 

[Daemon Sophic]

very nice....

too bad you lose doing so

Raven steals the sun.
Little Thief loses.

And while the sun is gone. I sleep. G'night.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

very toxic......

and so....you lose too

Creating downpours of acid rain on people's parades is specialty of mine.

 

[sun rise]

Creating downpours of acid rain on people's parades is specialty of mine.

And you do it so well.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And you do it so well.

Yup. Watching Wipeout (UK, Australian, and Canadian versions) has made me wish the show was still around so I could get the job of being on field with contestants to jab at them with sarcasm and laugh when they go splat. Or are flung like rag dolls by the obstacles, as was common on that show.
Not sure how I would have handled the one contestant who began apologizing to the other contestants for urinating while they were being spun around on the "Dizzy Dummy." Or the guy who said he "twosied in his onesie." But the guy who was running his mouth, I would have been on the ground laughing upon seeing his fingers doing an inching slide off a platform that lead to his elimination. The LARPers I'd have to have a lot of fun with. "As you approach the big red balls, you see a dragon chasing after you and you must traverse a series of unstable clouds to reach safety, or fall into the George of Eternal Peril!"

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

answer me these questions three, before the other side you see!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Bazonka

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Bazonka

Wrong answer!!