The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

If you're busy listening to Black Sabbath, I'll win.

 

[atanu]

Indulge your craving while I win in peace.

 

[Wu Wei]

And even after all your pathetic attempts at winning...I still win

 

[Viker]

Nope.

 

[Wu Wei]

a yup

 

[Viker]

Uh huh.

 

[Vinayaka]

No more vapid posts ... if you can't say something, then you don't deserve to be posting on this thread. It's for winners, not dull losers.

 

[Viker]

That's how you tell the losers! ^

 

[Vinayaka]

This is just a pretend post, not a real post, so please ignore it.

 

[atanu]

This is to inform that I complied with your request.

 

[Vinayaka]

No. No. No. I meant really ignore it, not pretend ignore it. You, of all people should recognise it as maya.

 

[Viker]

I can't ignore greatness.

 

[Vinayaka]

Greatness? You're from Kentucky. Come on now.

 

[Viker]

Three words. Bluegrass State. No other state has Bluegrass. Win.

 

[Vinayaka]

3 words? I rest my case.

 

[Viker]

That was four. I still win.

 

[Revoltingest]

I win cuz I have a neologism:
"schnozzle"
It's leakage from a particularly large nose.

 

[Vinayaka]

Your nose leaks too? You have it bad, buddy.

 

[Revoltingest]

My beak is in winning form today.
Clear & pretty.

 

[Vinayaka]

That's cause all the air dirty going in got caught in the stache. Who needs nose hairs when you have a vast stache? Then, if it does come out, it gets caught in the stache again.