The last post is the WINNER!

[Alt Thinker]

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Vinayaka]

Just proves that a person can dog it and still win.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Where do I affix the parking ticket?

 

[Alt Thinker]

How many speeding tickets would it get?

 

[Vinayaka]

The ones going backwards could probably prove they couldn't go that fast in reverse, so would get off. Might depend on the judge though.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Revoltingest]

Now this is an RV!
It's amphibious too.

 

[4consideration]

I'm sorry...is this the "Mine's Bigger" thread, or something?

 

[Vinayaka]

No it isn't. You're in the wrong place.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ahem.....you shouldn't be posting here on a Sunday.

 

[Vinayaka]

I don't follow the western calendar, so although to you it is Sunday, its not to me.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya know....if ya had any brains, you'd change yer moniker to "Winayaka".

 

[Vinayaka]

That's just it. I don't have any brains. I have to ask what the heck is going on most of the time. Fortunately, there are people like yourself around to guide me through the muck and potholes of life.

 

[Revoltingest]

You look to me for guidance?
Oh, great.....the guy-with-his-hand-in-a-toilet leading the blind!

 

[Vinayaka]

I wasn't looking for anyone. For some reason (atrociously bad karma, I suspect) my previously beautiful path crossed with yours. It does seem like fate, and I accept it. But I see no logical way out, unless you would be so kind as to quit this thread. That's what a true mentor would do for his student.

 

[Michael Colton]

After a sort of return to the internet after several years, it seems every single forum has a thread like this. How odd.

 

[Vinayaka]

You don't have to participate. In fact, I'd encourage it.

 

[Michael Colton]

But then I might not win.

 

[Vinayaka]

Indeed you might not. Newcomers to this thread have to follow the newcomer rules.