The last post is the WINNER!

[Brickjectivity]

One time the NSA contacted me to find out the secret of why people keep posting in this thread. I told them we used to have the secret of why here, safely encrypted until Thief stole it. Now no one knows.

 

[Revoltingest]

I know.
It's to build post counts.
(I stole the secret from Thief's safe. He never changed the factory combination of 0.)
Ninjas....piffle! They're the short bus riders of the warrior types!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I know.
It's to build post counts.
(I stole the secret from Thief's safe. He never changed the factory combination of 0.)
Ninjas....piffle! They're the short bus riders of the warrior types!

No. Its for sweet and flowery reasons that you wouldn't understand!

 

[Vinayaka]

It's not just sweet and flowery reasons that guy wouldn't understand. It's a lot of things, but hey it wouldn't be polite to tell him that.

 

[Vinayaka]

What.....there's a point to curling?
I thought it was just a bunch of drunken portly guys trying
to hit a stone with a broom as it slides towards a pile of rocks.

It used to be, but you know .... some guy ruined it all by trying to win.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Truth is, thief's family was starving, so he had to steal it. Its ok though. He invested part of it in bitcoins, and he's going to pay us all back!

 

[Vinayaka]

So it Thief is a thief, does that mean you're trying to say you're about as objective as a brick?

 

[4consideration]

I'm all 4 winning.

 

[Brickjectivity]

uh...no not objective

 

[Revoltingest]

Bricks don't win.
Clogs don't win.
I win!

 

[sun rise]

All my winning trophies will be housed in my bricks

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey! Your post says it's someone else's property!

 

[Revoltingest]

Here's what happens to bricks....

 

[sun rise]

Hey! Your post says it's someone else's property!

If you really knew me, you'd know that all is mine including the victory.

 

[sun rise]

Here's what happens to bricks....

kiss my bricks

 

[Viker]

Here's what happens to bricks....

Bricks don't fight back. Also, Bruce Lee with a cat.

 

[Alt Thinker]

One time the NSA contacted me to find out the secret of why people keep posting in this thread. I told them we used to have the secret of why here, safely encrypted until Thief stole it. Now no one knows.

Is that what Revoltingest is looking for...

 

[Vinayaka]

Nobody knows what Revo is looking for, not even Revo. Important things are elusive.

 

[Revoltingest]

I'll know when I pull it out.
Then you can shake the hand of a winner!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Bricks don't fight back. Also, Bruce Lee with a cat.

Yes, that is me demonstrating my kitten mirage technique. Its deadly!