Bemused by the whole bizarre scent, 4consideration stopped dancing,
took the lamp shade off her head, put on a robe, and......
took the lamp shade off her head, put on a robe, and......
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...began to perform an exorcism, to release foul stench and all the negative forces that had accumulated around Revoltingest.
Fortunately, she was well skilled, and all it took was these simple words, "Begone ye unholy spawn of yesterday's haggis. Take your foul stench from here..."
OK. She also opened a window. And then...
Fortunately, she was well skilled, and all it took was these simple words, "Begone ye unholy spawn of yesterday's haggis. Take your foul stench from here..."
OK. She also opened a window. And then...
...spied the RF parade passing by. Sunstone was juggling logical fallacies....the neckbearded lady was on display...Reverend Rick was making balloon animals for the kiddies....& Meow Mix was doing some kind of really bendy & acrobatic dance. But there, amidst all this folerol, was Bricjectivity standing on...
...stilts, managing to remain about the fray...that is, until Revoltingest...
....gnawed one of the stilts thru, causing the now ballistic Bricky to fall....
At this point, the chorus line of Willamena, 4consideration, Meow Mix, Cynthia Cypher & BSM1 began high kicking....
But fear not, dear readers!
Wu Wei arrives to banish good taste with his bawdy antics.
First he drops his....
Wu Wei arrives to banish good taste with his bawdy antics.
First he drops his....
pokes Wu in the eyes while making 3 Stooges sound effects. Then 4con steps in saying, "Why I oughta....
..."Why I oughta...oh never-mind," since she realized Wu Wei had only poked himself in the eyes. At this point, Revoltingest grinned and let out an evil...
cackle which was loud enuf to wake the dead....which it did.
Since the zombies were walking so slowly toward Revoltingest, he thought it would be funny to...
....dress the male zombies up in women's evening wear. Reactions were mixed. 4con hooted & hollered uproariously.
But Brickjectivity sauntered over to the faux babes with his "How you do'n?" line. Wu Wei was....
But Brickjectivity sauntered over to the faux babes with his "How you do'n?" line. Wu Wei was....
...deeply offended by the whole process but after a few drinks....
....he was waltzing with the undead.
Emboldened, he moved to first base with...
Emboldened, he moved to first base with...
...Stinky Sally. Since these zombies were new to town, somewhat, at least new as reanimated, previously dead tissue, everyone thought they should get a fresh start, and new names befitting their current state of non-being.
And so began a lengthy & boring process with the undead arguing over
who gets the popular names, eg, Robert Deadford, Emma Stonecold, ......
who gets the popular names, eg, Robert Deadford, Emma Stonecold, ......