....Viker, who hog tied Wirey, set him in the b**** seat on her bike,
& drove him to the Schikelhausen Institute, where....
& drove him to the Schikelhausen Institute, where....
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...Dr. Emil Schauffhausen, played by Michael Caine, turned him away, saying, "You have come to the wrong place. This is not the Schikelhausen Institute, it is the Schauffhausen Institute." At that moment, Steve Martin...
....said, "Just kidding!"....you're at the right place. I'm not just a comedian, author, musician, & dog groomer...I'm also a medical doctor specializing in diseases of Revoltingestan. Now, let's get Wirey on this gurney, &....
...run up and down the halls with it. This is a new, minimally invasive, medical approach -- to shake everything that's still here back into place. If that doesn't work...
Then they're considered hard core cases, & taken to Dr Forkon S Iderashun, whose methods are....
...completely unknown to...
...western medicine. However, in the circus carney world....
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...is becoming quite influential in the field of modern medicine. Many breakthrough discoveries by them are just on the horizon, and this may be the chance -- the missing link, so to speak -- they have been looking for.
Dr Forkon S Iderashun immediately recognized that Wirey was a missing link between normal modern man & some ancestral circus carney. She resolved to....
...examine him thoroughly and well document the process, so as to have solid evidence of this before presenting her findings to the world. She set up a camera to record the examination. Just as she began, Wirey woke up. He raised himself a bit, rested on one elbow, and asked, "So...how you doin?'"
That concluded the examination. Dr. Forken S Idershun will be receiving the Nobel Prize for Medicine early next week.
That concluded the examination. Dr. Forken S Idershun will be receiving the Nobel Prize for Medicine early next week.
But there was dissent in the Nobel commmittee. Dr Wooway had obtained secret evidence that the recent winner & Wirey were in cahoots, plotting to gain the money & prestige of a win. The pictures were....
...incriminating evidence of this allegation being true, as well as of allegations that they are actually clones of Paul Reubens. This news shocked the world -- so much so there were massive instances of...
...public protest, where people dressed up as Pee Wee Herman. This facilitated Wirey's escape
into the crowd, since he bore a striking resemblance to the P Man, both physically & sartorially.
The danger was now loose among us!
into the crowd, since he bore a striking resemblance to the P Man, both physically & sartorially.
The danger was now loose among us!
Yes, you heard it folks! He's really here. Fortunately, one can hide, undetected, on this thread. All one has to do is...
Watch for the telltale signs....putrid flatulence preceded by what sounds like a Herb Alpert
trumpet solo....numerous people complaining of being goosed....& frequent utterings of "Hey,
how you do'n?". These signs should be promptly reported to the proper authorities, lest....
trumpet solo....numerous people complaining of being goosed....& frequent utterings of "Hey,
how you do'n?". These signs should be promptly reported to the proper authorities, lest....
Hey, where'd Wirey's pants go!?