The last post is the WINNER!

[Shadow Wolf]

Time for a human to win....not bears, dogs, squirrels, bees, or cats.

You're a human!?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

You're a human!?

No, he's a Scot...a fetid Scot at that...hardly counts as human...

 

[Revoltingest]

You're a human!?

Check out the certificate a couple posts earlier.

 

[sun rise]

Check out the certificate a couple posts earlier.

Human vulture hybrid.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I win with a more shapely and better looking ***. It'll really be even more winning in my pants.

 

[Vinayaka]

What does this mean? *** Can you explain, please?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

No, he's a Scot...a fetid Scot at that...hardly counts as human...

Today's what I thought. Just look at him. He looks half bear, half pig, half...something.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Check out the certificate a couple posts earlier.

Oh, a paper the retriever could have retrieved for you. It's not even signed, and it names no one. You still owe Sun Rise pets and treat for getting it for you.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Today's what I thought. Just look at him. He looks half bear, half pig, half...something.

ManBearPig

 

[Shadow Wolf]

What does this mean? *** Can you explain, please?

My butt.

 

[sun rise]

But I win anyway.

 

[Stevicus]

What does this mean? *** Can you explain, please?

It means that this thread gets three stars out of ten.

 

[sun rise]

Star light. Star bright.
My winning stars are out tonight.

 

[Stevicus]

The last Starfighter is dead

 

[sun rise]

The last Starfighter is dead

I win by liking that movie.

 

[Brickjectivity]

from: https://i.imgur.com/qg8rhyE.gif

 

[Vinayaka]

It means that this thread gets three stars out of ten.

That's about four stars higher than I figure it should get.

 

[sun rise]

That's about four stars higher than I figure it should get.

Then stop posting.

 

[Vinayaka]

Then stop posting.

Okay, boss.

 

[Stevicus]

from: https://i.imgur.com/qg8rhyE.gif

Another thing about that movie is that familiar prop (which has appeared in numerous Star Trek episodes, as well as Airplane II):

"These red lights keep moving back and forth. Aside from that, this thing seems to have no other function whatsoever."

"That's impossible, it must have some sort of function. Why would the government put all that money on a thing with red lights going back and forth? Doesn't make any sense. Keep working on it."

You can rent this prop for $775 per week.

https://www.modernprops.com/Details1b.asp?dept=195&category=290&item=1