The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Ask thine self!

 

[Brickjectivity]

I was asking myself. It was a personal question and none of your business, loser.

 

[Wu Wei]

oh look I have the ability to type on a computer...and that right there is all I need to win for a moment

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm hiring a room full of monkeys to type out my posts.
You should feel shame that even they win against you!

 

[sun rise]

Monkeys? You're paying monkeys to type? That's the mark of a loser.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Monkeys? You had monkeys?! You were lucky...

 

[sun rise]

Well, in order to win here, I have to sit in a bed of nails that pierce all the way through my flesh, chop off the tips of my fingers so the blood will lubricate the keyboard and chop off my own head in order to post the reply.

 

[Revoltingest]

In order to win, I just ate leftover stuffing & brussels sprouts with gravy.

 

[Rick O'Shez]

Well, in order to win here, I have to sit in a bed of nails that pierce all the way through my flesh,

You had a bed?! And nails as well? A bed would have been sheer luxury for us....

 

[Revoltingest]

I sleep in a bed.
Beds are for closers.....er, winners!

Sorry...I was channeling Alec Baldwin there.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Alec wishes he could be me, because I'm the winner.

 

[Revoltingest]

Alec says you're a thoughtless little pig, & that I win.

 

[4consideration]

I win because I just liked your post, but I know you're going to change your signature, so I'm recording what it currently says, "Only a blithering fool would like this post!"

That makes me special!

 

[Revoltingest]

Blithering fools lose.
I win!

 

[sun rise]

I find your lack of [creativity] disturbing.

 

[Wu Wei]

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look at that...I randomly hit the keyboard and I won

 

[Revoltingest]

bleekity sloppity bloo
I win

 

[Rick O'Shez]

popadums

 

[4consideration]

Nonsense words, nonsense words, nonsense words.

Winning post!

 

[Rick O'Shez]

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