The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

Sorry... does not apply to an Ursus arctos ssp,,,, we are stricky North American and try to stay away from odiferous skirt wearing foreigners... besides.. we prefer to go Au Naturale

Do you ever catch flak from those sanctimonious PETA types who yell, "Fur is murder!"?

 

[Revoltingest]

Thanks, but I am not a fan of fast food

No bear has ever caught a penguin!
They're too fast & too smart for mere bruins.

 

[Wu Wei]

Do you ever catch flak from those sanctimonious PETA types who yell, "Fur is murder!"?

only the real stupid ones, but that's ok they are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup

 

[Wu Wei]

No bear has ever caught a penguin!
They're too fast & too smart for mere bruins.

Not exactly...Obviously you have never meant my cousin,... he dines on penguin all the time....because penguins are not all that smart

 

[Revoltingest]

And penguins can pull corks!

 

[Revoltingest]

Polar bears are suckers for cheap bribes....

 

[Wu Wei]

Actually it is more like pizza delivery for you humans.... the guy brings you pizza a soda.... for polar bears it is more like the pizza brings you a soda...and you don't even have to tip them... told you penguins were not all the smart

 

[Revoltingest]

As I've shown before, bears are great fodder for practical jokes....

 

[Revoltingest]

Bears are shills for commies!

 

[sun rise]

Bears are shills for commies!

 

[Wu Wei]

It is easy to prank a polar and I cannot account for Russian Bears........\

I'z an American and I'z comes from a long line of American BEARS!!!!

 

[sun rise]

It is easy to prank a polar and I cannot account for Russian Bears........\

I'z an American and I'z comes from a long line of American BEARS!!!!

As long as we're speaking of California bears...

 

[4consideration]

It is easy to prank a polar and I cannot account for Russian Bears........\

I'z an American and I'z comes from a long line of American BEARS!!!!

That may be, but it looks like you're a little behind on the win.

 

[Revoltingest]

It is easy to prank a polar and I cannot account for Russian Bears........\

I'z an American and I'z comes from a long line of American BEARS!!!!

It looks like you're off to hunt vampires!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh heavens no, that's a silly movie

 

[Revoltingest]

Silly? Defeating the vampires in the Civil War is significant history!

 

[Brickjectivity]

It was the civil war that eventually led to me winning this contest.

 

[4consideration]

War is not a winning solution. Me posting here, is.

 

[Desert Snake]

coffee time

 

[Revoltingest]

War is not a winning solution. Me posting here, is.

Grammar like that is not winningful.