This would be a winning replacement.
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The last post is the WINNER!
- Thread starter ninerbuff
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Winning with a brickjectivity outhouse!
Do winners get slipped foul vile bacon? I don't think so.
Winners take bacon!
Ode to lovely bacon
Oh, crinkly bamblous vooler
Lusciously makes me drooler
Salty tasty
Eating hasty
Ends up in later in me stooler.
Ode to lovely bacon
Oh, crinkly bamblous vooler
Lusciously makes me drooler
Salty tasty
Eating hasty
Ends up in later in me stooler.
There is nothing like Vogon poetry to bring me out of the woodwork.
As if I wouldn't slaver
for eating in a tower
there aren't enough mames
of cattle upon trains
for me to beat your brains
and yet I win with plains
As if I wouldn't slaver
for eating in a tower
there aren't enough mames
of cattle upon trains
for me to beat your brains
and yet I win with plains
Bacon, bacon I want more!
Salty unrepentant whore!
Tastes so good
Gives Wu wood
Loved by even Albert Gore!
Salty unrepentant whore!
Tastes so good
Gives Wu wood
Loved by even Albert Gore!
And bacon is not bacon that softens when it delicate palate finds nor smusheth with the smusher to be smooth.
What is the sound of one bacon strip clapping?
Bacon is for the dogs
individual or in logs.
Revoltingest knows.
individual or in logs.
What evil lurks in the strip of bacon?
Revoltingest knows.
Stop & eat the bacon.
A bacon in hand is worth 2 in the bush.
Bacon and uncooked visitors stink after three days. --Bacon Franklin
Beware of meat twice boiled and an old foe reconciled.