The last post is the WINNER!

[Stevicus]

 

[VoidCat]

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[Stevicus]

 

[dybmh]

cool whip for the wh-in

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I don't know what to say.

I want to thank my parents. My producer Ed. My cinematographer Al. And Lizzie in choreography.

I couldn't have won without you all.

 

[sun rise]

How wonderful

 

[ChristineM]

He can't sleep! He has to make sure the drains and pipes and all that work just fine and don't clog up. Ensuring the toilets don't clog is his Prime Directive.
Then he has to be busy annoying members.
And then picking fights with Wu.
And then it's on to being misinterpreted by members.
Followed by his spanking by the mods.
Infuriating some members is next on his list.
Next up is being mauled by Wu and nipped by Sun Rise.
Offending members and being lectured by the mods.
And then landscaping, and fixing electric stuff, and other groundskeeper stuff.
And he's obligated to while mowing the RF yard to interrupt Wu's meditations and fling cut grass in his tea.
And mowing over those objecting to him not being kind and gentle enough with the grass.
Followed by more moderator interjections.
So he is just too busy for a good night, a good night's sleep, or anything like that. He is a groundskeeper, and his good night is our miserable night of overflowing toilets.

Don't forget... ironing his haggis, boiling his kilt untill tender and eatable and sorting his scrap iron collection.

 

[ChristineM]

I might learn French
Je pourrais lern français

Je pourrais apprendre le français.


Avez-vous besoin d'une aide en ligne?

 

[Revoltingest]

You've been here a few years less and have spent more time here and showing it by massively overtaking the few around who've been here longer than me.

Defeating the feckless, the posers, the
turgid, & the slothful takes no effort.

 

[Martin]

Je pourrais apprendre le français.


Avez-vous besoin d'une aide en ligne?

My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

[Stevicus]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Would you accept a wolverine in its place?

 

[Wu Wei]

So you can surrender in yet another language?

No, I'm not French......I will use it to surprise them....speaking french they would expect me to surrender.......so I can get....closer...

 

[Wu Wei]

Je pourrais apprendre le français.

WHAT!!!!! I Don't speak French
Je ne parle pas français

Avez-vous besoin d'une aide en ligne?

Ich weiß es nicht
我不知道
Wǒ bù zhīdào
je ne sais pas

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning....with the knowledge that life in China is back to normal......

 

[Revoltingest]

No, I'm not French......I will use it to surprise them....speaking french they would expect me to surrender.......so I can get....closer...

 

[VoidCat]

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[Dan From Smithville]

I know you all want me to have this win. I am taking it for you guys.

 

[VoidCat]

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