The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[VoidCat]

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[Revoltingest]

A seesaw!

 

[sun rise]

Plain and simple win.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? roamin’ Catholic


What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth? “Someday my prints will come.”


A girl said she recognised me from her vegetarian club but I had never met herbivore.


“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?” “Yes, we arson.”

 

[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” – French knight to King Arthur

 

[Stevicus]

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

You oppose the evolutionary trend leading to our benevolent cyber-overlords? A mind-control chip will make you one of us.

insistence is frutile

 

[VoidCat]

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[sun rise]

If you are not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?


My dad died because we could not remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting "be positive," but it is hard without him.

 

[VoidCat]

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[Revoltingest]

Don't ever find yourself under one of these.

 

[VoidCat]

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[Revoltingest]

Construct your driveways so that they drain properly.

 

[VoidCat]

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[Wu Wei]

 

[VoidCat]

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