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BREAKING NEWS: Mathematics Teacher Arrested at JFK
A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International
airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a
ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a
“slide-rule” as well as a code device called an “abacus” that he claimed was a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes
the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not
identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of maths instruction.
“Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said. “Al-Gebra
has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by
means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
absolute values”.
“They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves
as ‘unknowns,’ but we’ve determined that they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country.”
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to
every triangle.'”
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Biden said, “If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes.”
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent or profound statement by a President.
A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International
airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a
ruler, a protractor, a compass, an ancient wooden device called a
“slide-rule” as well as a code device called an “abacus” that he claimed was a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes
the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not
identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of maths instruction.
“Al-Gebra is a problem for us,” the Attorney General said. “Al-Gebra
has terrorized many young people for years. They derive solutions by
means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
absolute values”.
“They use secret code names like ‘X’ and ‘Y’ and refer to themselves
as ‘unknowns,’ but we’ve determined that they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country.”
As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, “There are 3 sides to
every triangle.'”
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Biden said, “If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes.”
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent or profound statement by a President.
Bears do that in the woods.
Sitting while my wife was getting shot. Next Monday I'll again get shot put again.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Saw something like this in Providence RI many years ago
But it was real cars and the car was trying to get out of the space
I almost thought I had to do it once when the two people left me VERY little space. But after a lot of back & forth, I managed to get out with no fenders dented.Saw something like this in Providence RI many years ago
But it was real cars and the car was trying to get out of the space
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Oh, they had more than enough room to get out without hitting the cars, but for some reason, they felt they needed to
I have never driven or even seen a forklift like this.
@Revoltingest I think that it is kind/friendly of you to keep on your green dot.
VoidCat
Use any and all pronouns including neo and it/it's
The green dot can be shut off, I think. He doesn't.