You cannot win with spelling like "sherbert"!
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The last post is the WINNER!
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Dat's knot de kase. Won kan winne know mater howe won spelz.
It's also one of those things that degenerates with age. It's too bad in a sense that the modern era requires good spelling compared to the past when it was "as you like it" spelling.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling
by Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
by Mark Twain
For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all. Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli. Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
Ai qait egri.
Xets speld rong.
Wu Wei iz ei pupi hed & ei loozer!
That is a favorite of mine. For bringing it up here, you truly earned your albeit short lived win.
The conspiracy to hide the discovery of Moon bacon!
I have some problems with that picture. Why doesn't anyone notice that the little girl has been replaced by a bear? Notice also that they are all drinking wine. Where is the Coca Cola? Why is that man dressed like a lumberjack? There is a moose on the lampshade. I kid you not. Look, there right on the lampshade is a moose. The man wearing the blue sweater seems to have wine in his left ear. How did that get there? Or is it cranberry sauce?
the conspiracy is to get us all to enjoy bacon....AND IT WON'T HAPPEN!!!!!!
Now turkey....that is different....it made a nice appetizer at this party
After the bear killed & ate his dinner companions, this was all that was left....
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Why doesn't anyone notice that the little girl has been replaced by a bear? well you already answered that question....wine
After the bear killed & ate his dinner companions, this was all that was left....
I like puppies..... they're cute...and not all that tasty so....I like puppies
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That's not running from... its running with...not the whistle... I was trying to get them interested in soccer....there were 3 more puppies out of the camera shot..... like I said.... I like puppies..now back to something vastly more interesting....my feet....did you know my front foot and back foot do not look the same...see
I sense some of my competition is getting tired of playing. Looks like I win.
