The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

Post dinner win

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Post dinner win

It should be safe enough for me to be here then.

I trust dinner was no one I know.

 

[Wu Wei]

I keep following the bear and the dog around on here. What is with that?

That doesn't even make sense for a rabbit to be stalking a bear and a dog.

I must be a winner.

It makes all sort of sense for you hassenpfeffer, behind a dog and a bear..its called hiding.......because in front of them is not a good place for a bunny,,, then you might end up a snack....aka....hassenpfeffer.. oh...and..you lose

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...I'm tired...they told me after knee surgery it would be 10 yo 18 weeks before I'd get a good nights sleep....ad I am here to tell you that on the last day of week 6...so far they are right...good night RF...wherever you are

 

[Stevicus]

Well this should serve as a grim warning: 'Right-handed man' almost masturbates to death: case study

This fellow redefined “mind-blowing sex” after he suffered a life-threatening stroke while repeatedly masturbating. Now, medical experts are saying he’s lucky he escaped the ultimate unhappy ending.

The unnamed “51-year-old right-handed man” from Japan admittedly enjoyed pleasuring himself several times a day, according to the new case study published in the medical Journal of Stroke and Cerebrovascular Diseases.

However, one explosive self-love session went awry when, after climaxing, the serial stroker was struck down by “thunderclap” headaches and severe vomiting.

Unnerved by the unsexy symptoms, the man rushed himself to Nagoya City University Hospital, where he was found to have low blood pressure and confusion — two telltale signs of a cerebrovascular accident, according to the medical case study.

Emergency medical technicians suspected he had a stroke while stroking — and a subsequent CT scan confirmed that the man had indeed suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage (SAH), a potentially fatal type of stroke sparked by ruptured blood vessels in the space surrounding the brain.

Prior case studies have reported that sex — including the autoerotic variety — “was the immediate preceding activity before a ruptured aneurysm in up to 14 percent of patients,” according to clinical neuropsychologist Dr. Amee Baird, author of “Sex in the Brain: How Your Brain Controls Your Sex Life” (Columbia University Press, 2020). The risk of death by sex-induced stroke can be compounded by taking cocaine or Viagra before the act.

The man survived his near-fatal orgasm ordeal and was released from the hospital within two weeks in excellent condition, according to doctors.

However, he should thank his lucky stars he didn’t achieve the opposite of a happy ending, as a ruptured brain aneurysm causes “death in 40 percent of cases,” Baird reported. Meanwhile, two-thirds of survivors are left with serious neurological deficits.

This isn’t the first time someone has suffered a vascular mishap during an act of self-gratification. In 2016, a Bronx hospital worker allegedly died of a heart attack while masturbating to porn at work, according to police sources.

I remember when people would say "you'll go blind," but I always thought it was an old wives' tale.

 

[Viker]

Well this should serve as a grim warning: 'Right-handed man' almost masturbates to death: case study





I remember when people would say "you'll go blind," but I always thought it was an old wives' tale.

 

[sun rise]

Winning with restraint

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Well this should serve as a grim warning: 'Right-handed man' almost masturbates to death: case study





I remember when people would say "you'll go blind," but I always thought it was an old wives' tale.

It was the dinosaurs and "you'll go extinct" if you don't stop that.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Winning with restraint

Winning without being restrained or an order for it.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I remember 9th grade English class. It was hot. We opened a window. The Stroke started blasting from a car in the parking lot. It was suddenly a room full of jubilant, laughing 14 year olds.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I remember 9th grade English class. It was hot. We opened a window. The Stroke started blasting from a car in the parking lot. It was suddenly a room full of jubilant, laughing 14 year olds.

Winning without trying to remember 9th grade English class.

Could be why my grammar's so bad sometimes, but I digress.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Well...I'm tired...they told me after knee surgery it would be 10 yo 18 weeks before I'd get a good nights sleep....ad I am here to tell you that on the last day of week 6...so far they are right...good night RF...wherever you are

Good night bear. I feel for you. Sleep is one of the biggest health issues I deal with.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Winning without trying to remember 9th grade English class.

Could be why my grammar's so bad sometimes, but I digress.

I wuz me a A student. Done real good.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I wuz me a A student. Done real good.

U get F 4 naht showene ur werk

 

[Dan From Smithville]

U get F 4 naht showene ur werk

That's ciphers and gozintas.

 

[sun rise]

My win is no cipher.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

If only I could top @Revoltingest in daily and weekly posts, I would truly be a winner. Consarnit engineers.

 

[sun rise]

If only I could top @Revoltingest in daily and weekly posts, I would truly be a winner. Consarnit engineers.

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