The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

That's funny. I would have guessed he dreamt about innards.

He does.
Also....

 

[sun rise]

"To sleep—perchance to dream. Ay, there’s the rub!"

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

He does.
Also....

He dreams about other women? Hopefully Mrs. Bear don't know!

 

[Revoltingest]

He dreams about other women? Hopefully Mrs. Bear don't know!

Plump slow hikers.

 

[sun rise]

Plump slow hikers.

Bears don't eat humans. Maul? Maybe. Demand food? Of course.

 

[Revoltingest]

Bears don't eat humans. Maul? Maybe. Demand food? Of course.

The do eat humans.
Not always though.

 

[sun rise]

The do eat humans.
Not always though.

That's just fake news perhaps even promoted by the lame-stream media for political purposes.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's just fake news perhaps even promoted by the lame-stream media for political purposes.

You've been reading ursine propaganda.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Plump slow hikers.

And at the height of the season. So full of flavor.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

"To sleep—perchance to dream. Ay, there’s the rub!"

This may be the dirtiest thing I've ever seen posted and you got away with it, because it is a Shakespeare reference. You rule dog.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You've been reading ursine propaganda.

Who doesn't? It is all I can bear to read.

 

[sun rise]

Who doesn't? It is all I can bear to read.

I worship our bear overlords. Until I overthrow them, of course. Canines rule.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I worship our bear overlords. Until I overthrow them, of course. Canines rule.

I had a good response for this. Normally I'd say it, but with @Dan From Smithville and @Revoltingest probably online, I'm not going to tip the scale any further.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Winning by listening to these songs right now.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I had a good response for this. Normally I'd say it, but with @Dan From Smithville and @Revoltingest probably online, I'm not going to tip the scale any further.

I had a pet snake that tipped the scale.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I worship our bear overlords. Until I overthrow them, of course. Canines rule.

Some say they are overbearing. But I like them better than the Sleestaks.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I had a pet snake that tipped the scale.

Be careful of bites.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Be careful of bites.

I'm just glad they cannot interbreed with electric eels. That would be shocking if they could.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'm just glad they cannot interbreed with electric eels. That would be shocking if they could.

Yeah, it might seem Boring, maybe Dangerous, or Silly.....

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Yeah, it might seem Boring, maybe Dangerous, or Silly.....

I've been crass, but never, I say never, silly on here.

Maybe just a smidge.