The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

Since a cougar is an older woman who chases after younger men...

A cougar for a guy in his 50's would be a fairly older woman. So, I am past my sell by date for that scenario. I guess, it is younger women then.

 

[Estro Felino]

The sixties

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Winning after yellow squash soup.

That sounds good. You Scottish groundskeepers really know how to live.

Have you considered a Revoltistanian cookbook?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Both are correct. It's an us and them/color and colour/aluminum and aluminium thing.

I consider aluminum to be the gold standard carved in stone.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Good that you're using the correct form of that word. Some misguided people say "aluminium."

There choice is probably coloured by their culture.

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I got yer colored aluminum AND aluminium, RIGHT HERE!
Bada Bing!

We don’t bias on color round here, cuz we gots culture baby! For Da Win!

 

[Revoltingest]

Both are correct. It's an us and them/color and colour/aluminum and aluminium thing.

"Aluminium" is incorrect because it's British,
which is the worst kind of incorrect.
And the word "colour" makes God cry.

 

[Revoltingest]

That sounds good. You Scottish groundskeepers really know how to live.

Have you considered a Revoltistanian cookbook?

Cooking is women's work.
So is writing.

 

[Martin]

"Aluminium" is incorrect because it's British,
which is the worst kind of incorrect.
And the word "colour" makes God cry.

Pah! Pettyfogging colonials, banning all the "U"s just because they're British. They don't care about the Qeen neither.

 

[Revoltingest]

Pah! Pettyfogging colonials, banning all the "U"s just because they're British. They don't care about the Qeen neither.

Or those silly wigs....

That looks so ridiculous, that I bet they wear "recreational" underwear beneath those robes.

 

[Wu Wei]

winning by being left in the hotel room to ACTUALY relax while on vacation

 

[Stevicus]

winning by being left in the hotel room to ACTUALY relax while on vacation

The hotel owners might regret doing business with a bear.

 

[Wu Wei]

The hotel owners might regret doing business with a bear.

HEY!!!! They knew what they were getting into when I checked in...... and no one said anything when I went down to eat the breakfast buffet

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

HEY!!!! The knew what they were getting into when I checked in...... and no one said anything when I went down to eat the breakfast buffet

At least you spent all that long, hard work redecorating. They ought to appreciate that.

 

[sun rise]

Cooking is women's work.
So is writing.

You are a woman because you write posts. Self-reveal

 

[Revoltingest]

You are a woman because you write posts. Self-reveal

But mine are of such low quality that I
should be prohibited from attempting writing.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

HEY!!!! They knew what they were getting into when I checked in...... and no one said anything when I went down to eat the breakfast buffet

Were there brown M&M's? Is that what did it?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

But mine are of such low quality that I
should be prohibited from attempting writing.

I don't understand what you are trying to say here.

 

[Revoltingest]

I don't understand what you are trying to say here.

Exactly!

 

[Wu Wei]

Were there brown M&M's? Is that what did it?

no, that's silly...red M&Ms..... and one bowl that was not M&Ms at all...they were skittles...I can't STAND skittles