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The last post is the WINNER!
- Thread starter ninerbuff
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How can you tell when a cake is for a bears' birthday?
How to tell when a bear family has too much stuff, & nees a little money....
I win by making fun of bear spelling!
I win by making fun of bear spelling!
I win by posting a cautionary gif about inviting bears into one's home....
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That is actually rather scary to watch....even for a bear
Never EVER keep a bear in your home...the absolute BEST you can expect is shredded furniture and of course having every spec of food in your house devoured....it is a matter of what the bear is thinking is food at that moment that is the biggest issue
Never EVER keep a bear in your home...the absolute BEST you can expect is shredded furniture and of course having every spec of food in your house devoured....it is a matter of what the bear is thinking is food at that moment that is the biggest issue
I don't need advice from you. I'm the winner.
One should never let a bear run a tattoo parlor.
It's not so much annoyance as an opportunity for MY ego to PARADE its GLORY for all lesser beings to see and WORSHIP and to attain that supreme state where the entire world is at my feet subject to my every whim.
I win by not letting bears do road work.
Hey! Extra win for get'n over 65,000 posts.
70K, here I come!
70K, here I come!
And a loss for failing to recognize it when it happened.
Once one gets past that 50K mark, it all tends to blur.....at least for winners.
Blurring is a sign for being over the hill.
Over the hill...& yet I just beat you.
Your parents must feel such shame!
There are no rules.
Is that what yer little doggie told you?
Hah!
How I deal with dogs....
Hah!
How I deal with dogs....
That reminds me of an old joke.
I'll change the names to protect the innocent.....
BSM walks into a bar, & sees a jar full of money on the counter.
BSM asks why it's there.
Wirey (the bartender) says it's the prize for meeting 3 challenges.
BSM asks what they are.
Wirey says:
1) Knock out the bouncer, Brickjectivity.
2) Pull the abscessed tooth from the pitbull out back.
3) Bring Granny to climax.
BSM sneaks up behind Brickjectivity & cold conks him.
BSM goes out back, & much barking & gnashing of teeth is heard.
This turns to agonized squealing & yelping.
BSM returns, & asks...
"Now, where's that old babe with the abscessed tooth?"
I'll change the names to protect the innocent.....
BSM walks into a bar, & sees a jar full of money on the counter.
BSM asks why it's there.
Wirey (the bartender) says it's the prize for meeting 3 challenges.
BSM asks what they are.
Wirey says:
1) Knock out the bouncer, Brickjectivity.
2) Pull the abscessed tooth from the pitbull out back.
3) Bring Granny to climax.
BSM sneaks up behind Brickjectivity & cold conks him.
BSM goes out back, & much barking & gnashing of teeth is heard.
This turns to agonized squealing & yelping.
BSM returns, & asks...
"Now, where's that old babe with the abscessed tooth?"