The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

Is that why Aussies talk about Shrimp and Barbie?

No shrimp in Aussie land, we call them prawns, that ad was fraud. But **** were a thing, my Grandfather would buy me a packet now and then and we'd sit and chat, me smoking my candy cigarettes and him smoking his real ones. I just don't understand why they don't make them now lol

 

[sun rise]

No shrimp in Aussie land, we call them prawns, that ad was fraud. But **** were a thing, my Grandfather would buy me a packet now and then and we'd sit and chat, me smoking my candy cigarettes and him smoking his real ones. I just don't understand why they don't make them now lol

What? False advertising?

They don't make them because sugar is a gateway drug to really addiction. Only in the form of bitter very dark chocolate accompanied by coffee or tea is there a chance of avoiding a serious fate.

 

[John53]

What? False advertising?

They don't make them because sugar is a gateway drug to really addiction. Only in the form of bitter very dark chocolate accompanied by coffee or tea is there a chance of avoiding a serious fate.

Probably

 

[Stevicus]

Another Monday morning...

 

[Wu Wei]

Hey..I'm watching a travel show about Arizona..... and I don't see @Stevicus anywhere

 

[Stevicus]

Hey..I'm watching a travel show about Arizona..... and I don't see @Stevicus anywhere

That's because I'm inside hiding from the cameras.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

 

[Revoltingest]

Is that why Aussies talk about Shrimp and Barbie?

I wonder....
Would a confused Aussie say things like....
"Put another baby on the barby."
"Put another dingo on the baby."
"That's not a spoon....that's a spoon."

 

[Meow Mix]

Early morning finished with some of my homework win. Taking a nap win

 

[Daemon Sophic]

Winning by being too old for homework.

 

[sun rise]

Winning with an oldie but always a goodie

 

[Wu Wei]

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?

At least 1. That's the bear minimum.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?

At least 1. That's the bear minimum.

I love how you let all those dwarves, hobbits and a wizard stay with you while they were on their journey.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Meanwhile, got to get back to "the real world"?

 

[Wu Wei]

I love how you let all those dwarves, hobbits and a wizard stay with you while they were on their journey.

Yes it was nice of me to keep the trail mix with me

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[John53]

Today is the day I will...

 

[sun rise]

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?

At least 1. That's the bear minimum.

Very punny.

 

[ChristineM]

Meanwhile, got to get back to "the real world"?

Why?

 

[sun rise]

Why?

Good question.