The last post is the WINNER!

[Kuzcotopia]

My wife is lactose intolerant and thus a member of the Church of the Soy Alternative.

That is a false doctrine. We are tolerant of that church, but it has a different covenant with my own. Tell your wife that true faith is often a challenging path. . . even if it means an hour on the toilet.

 

[Kuzcotopia]

Aaaaaaaand, I win.

 

[Revoltingest]

With no Pixie Stick, ya canna win!
But I got one for ya right here......

 

[Kuzcotopia]

With no Pixie Stick, ya canna win!
But I got one for ya right here......

What flavor?

 

[Revoltingest]

MmmMMMmmmMMmmmMMmmmMMmmmmmmmm... ...baconnnnnNNNNnnNNNnnNNn!
<gurgle sound> <gurgle sound>

 

[Kuzcotopia]

That is a hideous noise. I'm afraid I'm going to have to disqualify you from winning.

I win by default.

 

[Revoltingest]

MmmmmMMMmmMMmmMMmmMmm....winnning by defaulllllltttttttttt......
<gurgle> <gurgle>

 

[sun rise]

MmmmmMMMmmMMmmMMmmMmm....winnning by defaulllllltttttttttt......
<gurgle> <gurgle>

De fault is indeed yours as is the loss.

 

[Wu Wei]

winning

 

[sun rise]

I need to strive for Karmic balance so I am going to lose at least for a short time.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

And for real Karmic balance, there's only one option:

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning with the bagua and the balance of the tao

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning with a baguette!

 

[sun rise]

Winning with the bagua and the balance of the tao

The I Ching quote I just got is Wei Chi:

The Judgement:
BEFORE COMPLETION. Success.
But if the little fox, after nearly completing the crossing,
Gets his tail in the water,
There is nothing that would further.

The Image:
Fire over water:
The image of the condition before transition.
Thus the superior man is careful
In the differentiation of things,
So that each finds its place.

Go to deoxy.org/iching/random if you want to try your luck. If I use the regular web page URL in this post, I get a fixed result.

 

[Wu Wei]

The Tao that can be spoken is not the eternal Tao
The name that can be named is not the eternal name
The nameless is the origin of Heaven and Earth
The named is the mother of myriad things
Thus, constantly without desire, one observes its essence
Constantly with desire, one observes its manifestations
These two emerge together but differ in name
The unity is said to be the mystery
Mystery of mysteries, the door to all wonders

Winning again with the Tao.....the Tao De Ching that is

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]