The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

ok... I win

 

[Revoltingest]

You have a klingon back there from your "visit to the woods".
Take care of that little hygiene issue, & then you may win.
Till then, I'll handle winning.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes, but you don't handle it well..... that is why I win

 

[Revoltingest]

The point is not to win well, but rather to win.
A poor quality win beats a stellar loss.

 

[Wu Wei]

I no longer care how the winning is done since it is completely pointless here...so I simply win

 

[Revoltingest]

Your lack of care shows.....mud splattered wins with sagging ribbons & rusty fasteners.
My wins are as clean, taught, & well lubed as a Chippendale dancer!

 

[4consideration]

These guys?

 

[Revoltingest]

These guys?

Of course!
What else would I mean?

 

[4consideration]

I was just checking. (Put your boots on for this one.)

My posts win due the appearance of effortless ease, so graceful and skilled as to conceal the strength necessary to achieve such fluidity and timeless elegance -- like this:

 

[Revoltingest]

I was just checking. (Put your boots on for this one.)

My posts win due the appearance of effortless ease, so graceful and skilled as to conceal the strength necessary to achieve such fluidity and timeless elegance -- like this:

The word you're so inadequately searching for is "shibumi".
(It roughly means an effortless state of perfection.)
I win cuz of me goodful vocabulary.

 

[4consideration]

The word you're so inadequately searching for is "shibumi".
(It roughly means an effortless state of perfection.)
I win cuz of me goodful vocabulary.

Thank you.

What does one call a person who regularly achieves such a state, in the way you do with words?

Shibumifite? Shibumafoo? Shibum? Shibumeur?

"Inquiring minds want to know."

 

[Revoltingest]

Thank you.
What does one call a person who regularly achieves such a state, in the way you do with words?
Shibumifite? Shibumafoo? Shibum? Shibumeur?
"Inquiring minds want to know."

There is such a special word....
Bafflegab | Define Bafflegab at Dictionary.com

 

[Wirey]

Your lack of care shows.....mud splattered wins with sagging ribbons & rusty fasteners.
My wins are as clean, taught, & well lubed as a Chippendale dancer!

Chipotle employee, maybe.

 

[Wu Wei]

so what...I win

 

[Revoltingest]

But how you win is despicable!

 

[Wu Wei]

Do you have any humorous cartoons that are LESS THAN 30 years old..... But then what does it matter.... I win

heard a joke once...a blind rabbit and a blind snake meet in the woods
so the snake what are you and asks if it is ok to feel the rabbit to see what it is
So the snake does and says, soft, fuzzy, long ears....are you a rabbit
Rabbit says yes I am, now do you mind if I feel you to see what you are
So the rabbit does just that...hmm cold, scaly..... are you a lawyer

 

[Revoltingest]

How about....

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Revoltingest]

Just what are you up to with little Ralph?

 

[Brickjectivity]

You can't ketchup to me. I'm the wiener.