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John53

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
Pasty from the bakers and a cup of Yorkshire tea for late breakfast because I'm in charge and I say pasties are breakfast food.

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Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Stonetree said:
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Did the recipe call for you to run out of cheese?
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Recipe? This requires no recipe. Just opening the bag of cheese and dumping the entirety of the contents on the bottom tortilla, add the top tortilla, cook in a smear of butter, cook until so very warm and cripsy and gooey, and drench in hot sauce.
The recipe would be the "ápice gringo chicken marinara quesadilla" that I'll be working on. When finished, I promise it will turn the meanest white man ever into the Saint of Saints.
 
Stonetree

Stonetree

Abducted Member
Premium Member
Shadow Wolf said:
Recipe? This requires no recipe. Just opening the bag of cheese and dumping the entirety of the contents on the bottom tortilla, add the top tortilla, cook in a smear of butter, cook until so very warm and cripsy and gooey, and drench in hot sauce.
The recipe would be the "ápice gringo chicken marinara quesadilla" that I'll be working on. When finished, I promise it will turn the meanest white man ever into the Saint of Saints.
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Hello, mother of all tummy aches...
    • Gas in Intestines. One of the most common - and least serious - conditions is having gas in your digestive system. This can cause a surprising amount of pain, and it is also often responsible for bloating.
    • Constipation. Also very common, constipation happens when your digestive system can't pass stool. This is often caused by a poor diet, and it can also be very painful.
    • Gastritis. Closely associated with ulcers, gastritis is an inflammation of the lining of the stomach that can cause significant pain, especially during meals or other times of eating.
    • Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) This condition causes inflammation of the large intestine, and doctors do not understand exactly what causes it. Symptoms include stomach pain, nausea, bloating, gas, and weight loss.
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sun rise

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Stonetree said:
Hello, mother of all tummy aches...



      • Gas in Intestines. One of the most common - and least serious - conditions is having gas in your digestive system. This can cause a surprising amount of pain, and it is also often responsible for bloating.
      • Constipation. Also very common, constipation happens when your digestive system can't pass stool. This is often caused by a poor diet, and it can also be very painful.
      • Gastritis. Closely associated with ulcers, gastritis is an inflammation of the lining of the stomach that can cause significant pain, especially during meals or other times of eating.
      • Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) This condition causes inflammation of the large intestine, and doctors do not understand exactly what causes it. Symptoms include stomach pain, nausea, bloating, gas, and weight loss.
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I've not lost weight with my IBS.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Stonetree said:
Hello, mother of all tummy aches...



      • Gas in Intestines. One of the most common - and least serious - conditions is having gas in your digestive system. This can cause a surprising amount of pain, and it is also often responsible for bloating.
      • Constipation. Also very common, constipation happens when your digestive system can't pass stool. This is often caused by a poor diet, and it can also be very painful.
      • Gastritis. Closely associated with ulcers, gastritis is an inflammation of the lining of the stomach that can cause significant pain, especially during meals or other times of eating.
      • Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) This condition causes inflammation of the large intestine, and doctors do not understand exactly what causes it. Symptoms include stomach pain, nausea, bloating, gas, and weight loss.
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I said it would make the meanest white man ever into the Saint of Saints. That is not a comment on how healthy it is or what it may do your innards.
And if you want the mother of all tummy aches, that is found in a bad of sugar free candy.
 
Wu Wei

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
John53 said:
If you're going to wish, wish big in case it comes true. Rattlesnake and great white shark would have been better but technically not stings I guess.
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Don't be silly..... those would be bites...not stings
 
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