The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

We need more political interchanges like this:

During one of their many verbal battles, Montagu reportedly spat at Wilkes and said, "Upon my soul, Wilkes, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox."

Wilkes replied, "That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."

 

[Revoltingest]

Bored Panda "Screw you moments". #1

Frank Zappa was interviewed by an abrasive radio host named Joe Pyne.

Pyne commented to Zappa, “So I guess your long hair makes you a woman.”

Zappa replied, “So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table.”

Pyne had lost his leg serving in WW2.

You left out the part that Pyne was
very sensitive about his wooden leg.
I love that story. Kudos to Zappa. RIP.

 

[sun rise]

 

[savagewind]

I love The Battle Against The Censorship. Arrest me already!

 

[sun rise]

I love The Battle Against The Censorship. Arrest me already!

Do you ever wear things that others describe as arresting?

 

[savagewind]

Do you ever wear things that others describe as arresting?

Wow, what I question. I have looked up what that word arresting means. "Eye-catching". Yes. My hair. I might be wrong but I am sure that people, more than usually are actually looking at me. I have not had it cut in ten months.

 

[John53]

Itinerant Babbitt Salesman?
Send'm my way!
I collect antique babbitt ingots.

No, I think it stands for inter ballistic *****ing.

 

[Revoltingest]

No, I think it stands for inter ballistic *****ing.

You could be wright rite.

 

[savagewind]

I have crepe skin. Try spelling THAT fast huh. Then, of course, it was so very hard to spell (thou8gh< i have had enough emails about it!) I have forgotten my point to make.

Leave the 8. I like the 8!

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning after a rat free, lunatic free, busker free and rather clean trip on the Montreal metro

 

[savagewind]

Winning after a rat free, lunatic free, busker free and rather clean trip on the Montreal metro

Hey neighbor!

 

[Wu Wei]

Hey neighbor!

Howdy… I’m only visiting

 

[savagewind]

Howdy… I’m only visiting

Oh yes. I think that you might be China.

 

[John53]

When you get the apprentice to anchor the shade-sail.

 

[Wirey]

I forgot I ate asparagus with supper. I got up through the night to pee. I thought I was dying.

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning after a rat free, lunatic free, busker free and rather clean trip on the Montreal metro

Last time I was in NYC, I saw vast armies of rats on the tracks.
What a dump!

 

[Revoltingest]

I forgot I ate asparagus with supper. I got up through the night to pee. I thought I was dying.

The Grim Reaper eventually comes for us all.
(Even the stench of asparagus & garlic won't
keep him at bay.)

BTW, I love this.
You will too.

 

[John53]

hmmmm, hopefully he was joking.

 

[Stonetree]

I forgot I ate asparagus with supper. I got up through the night to pee. I thought I was dying.

If you died , this ain't heaven......!

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh yes. I think that you might be China.

no Montreal and then home to real upstate NY