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The last post is the WINNER!
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Wuss, I posted that while eating a mushroom and onion omelette.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Did you bring enough mushroom and onion omelette for EVERYONE?
Yes but no one said they wanted any so I ate it all
Greedy
I think "fat pig" is a more appropriate term.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
that's what we get for trusting a guy that carouses with 6 tall foot hopping rates
Libel most foul! I've never rated myself!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
From my mastodon feed which right now is like dipping a net in the river and catching a bit of what floats by
I sat by an election denier on the airplane and he started poking me in the arm to be emphatic about his views on people stealing ballots secretly and the airplane was full and I couldn’t move anywhere so I started explaining the yellow fever in very great detail, all the way down to telling him about the bloody vomit that looks like coffee grounds and it worked. He stopped talking to me. The moral of this story is you can’t out-weird an academic; our toolset is too vast
I sat by an election denier on the airplane and he started poking me in the arm to be emphatic about his views on people stealing ballots secretly and the airplane was full and I couldn’t move anywhere so I started explaining the yellow fever in very great detail, all the way down to telling him about the bloody vomit that looks like coffee grounds and it worked. He stopped talking to me. The moral of this story is you can’t out-weird an academic; our toolset is too vast
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Back in my Government security days I was at my desk eating lunch when the head of housekeeping came in and sat down and started talking to me about things that were kind of gross...in an effort to get me to stop eating.... I started talking about operating room medical procedures.... I think he started to get a bit green.... I then said to him..."never try and out gross a guy who grew up in a medical family whose parents meant working in the operating room...in the navy".... This was typical dinner time talk for me growing up
Fools all, eh.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Nope, not me.....because I know this is your fashion advisor and your idea of high fashion
I applied some Lemon Pledge, & look at the results!Great, now do something about those feet of yours!
Notice how the shirt picks up the lime green in the pants?Nope, not me.....because I know this is your fashion advisor and your idea of high fashion
Haute couture! (As the froggies say.)
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I applied some Lemon Pledge, & look at the results!
Lemon pledge...PFHHT!!! you used bondo, a belt sander and acrylic paint
Belt sanders are old school.
Modern orbital sanders have taken over.