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The last post is the WINNER!

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
There once was a rabbit from Smithville
Who wasn't at all run of the mill.
So cuddly cute is how he's diagnosed
And his awesome posts
Are always a winning thrill.
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
There once was a rabbit from Smithville
Who wasn't at all run of the mill.
So cuddly cute is how he's diagnosed
And his awesome posts
Are always a winning thrill.

There once was a rabbit who thought he could win,
Had so many carrots, he ate a garden again.
Through snow and all forms of weather,
His bite is hard, but his arms like a feather.
As soon as he posts, he thinks he has soul.
Meanwhile he can't get up to race a turtle.
Still the best bunny around,
Oh he's hopping away, at every sound.
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
There once was a Wabbit from Smithville
The hounds were let out for a kill
They bit off his head
And the wabbit was dead.
 

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
Isn't that the group which is lobbying for year-round wabbit season? I think Elmer Fudd is still the president of that organization.
No, no. That is the Great Big Stupid Jerks Society for the Perpetuation of Evil Against Rabbits.
 

Stevicus

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
No, no. That is the Great Big Stupid Jerks Society for the Perpetuation of Evil Against Rabbits.

I've heard about that one, too, although I thought that was the splinter group which formed when Yosemite Sam split from the council. Rabbits are diabolical in keeping their enemies fighting amongst themselves.
 

Subduction Zone

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