The last post is the WINNER!

[Revoltingest]

I don't even need a store to meander. I can do that anywhere.

Iander to meander.
Theyander too.
Do youander?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Iander to meander.
Theyander too.
Do youander?

Hmmm?
I pander
To wander.
Not far from
The Lunar Lander.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

One thing I like about Menard's is just how short their scriptures are. It's pretty much just:

"You save big money. You save big money. When you shop Menard's."

 

[ChristineM]

It's a balmy 13c (55f) win for me

 

[Stevicus]

It's 38°F here (3.3333° C)

 

[Wu Wei]

Well, as I said, I've never seen Menard's either. I've never even heard anyone talk about it outside of RF.

proof positive it is a hallucination

 

[Wu Wei]

I keep tell'n you that I'm a sissy.
And you keep act'n like you just discovered it.
Anti-sissyite!
If you maul us, do we not bleed?
If you steal our pickanick basket, do we not go hungry?

Yes you do bleed and yes you go hungry.... it is just you are too much of a sissy to say anything about it

 

[Wu Wei]

My night vision camera caught you
in the cornfield huffing fumes, Yogi!

that's a black bear skippy..... you can tell by the ears and back. Black bears are well known corn huffers.... but even they NEVER see this mythical Menards thing you keep going on about

 

[sun rise]

I keep tell'n you that I'm a sissy.

When will you post a picture of you wearing your prettiest petticoat?

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Revoltingest]

Yes you do bleed and yes you go hungry.... it is just you are too much of a sissy to say anything about it

I just said something about it.
Duh!

 

[Revoltingest]

that's a black bear skippy..... you can tell by the ears and back. Black bears are well known corn huffers.... but even they NEVER see this mythical Menards thing you keep going on about

I recognize you doing "blackface".
(You're a big Al Jolson fan, I know.)

 

[Revoltingest]

When will you post a picture of you wearing your prettiest petticoat?

"Pettykilt", Rover.

 

[sun rise]

This win is not petty.

 

[John53]

I too am not Tom Petty

 

[John53]

And I won't back down

 

[John53]

Nor am I a heart breaker

 

[Wu Wei]

I just said something about it.
Duh!

Stop being argumentative..... it does not look good for your being a sissified pansy girly man

 

[Wu Wei]

I recognize you doing "blackface".
(You're a big Al Jolson fan, I know.)

LISTEN!!!!! I WON'T STANF FOR THIS!!!! which is why I'm sitting down...now be a good sissified skirt wearin' pansy and shut yer pie hole

 

[Revoltingest]

Stop being argumentative..... it does not look good for your being a sissified pansy girly man

But the look suits me.