How do you tell if a motorcyclist is happy?
wait for it....
Bugs in his teeth!
wait for it....
Bugs in his teeth!
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The last post is the WINNER!
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Precisely...
Ya canna even get good haggis in Froggistan.
It's not real haggis if filled with goose liver pate,
& covered in a heavy cream sauce.
Or anywhere else...
Only if sliced and fried with a full Scottish breakfast
One year for her birthday, my wife asked me to make a "real" meal from a recipe and not a simple one. She picked out TWO different curry recipes. It took me perhaps 2-3 hours to assemble the mise en place and more and more time to actually cook the meal. She appreciated the effort I made to make her happy although the result was, shall we say, not at the level where I'd be asked to make it again. This image was just part of what I had assembled.
How do you tell if a motorcyclist is happy?
wait for it....
Bugs in his teeth!
That is apparently an old joke.
It's virtually impossible to stuff up a curry! Must have been deliberate sabotage.
My memory was that it was OK but not up to the level she or a decent restaurant could produce.
Mrs Revolt long ago want me to prepare a meal.
I tried. But fortunately my failure was upstaged
by her having missed the dinner.
She never asked again.
I am thankful.
I don't know cooking.
I don't want to learn.
And I'm fair.
She doesn't have to do repairs
around the house & compound.
No sprig of coriander laid on a quenelle of Greek yoghurt?
Not sure he'll know what coriander is.
For some strange American reason it's called cilantro
They can be trained, it takes a while but my wife now calls it coriander.
It certainly is...a respectable Dad joke from waaaaaay back
Yes I know very well what it is and I like it very much. So there PTPTPT
It's all in the genes.
I need new genes, finally stuck my leg through the hole on the knee when i was putting them on this morning.