The last post is the WINNER!

[Wu Wei]

For the first time ever...I really hate to do this....because I so very much agree with the whole zombie thing....but....I'm so very sorry....but....you now lose...I win

The first time winning ever made me sad

 

[Brickjectivity]

It used to make me feel bad, but I eventually got used to everyone else losing. They should be happy, because they got to compete with me. I'm happy for them.

 

[Wu Wei]

oh...I never felt bad...before....I took great joy in defeating all the other losers...like right now..... it was just that I so much agreed with Red Economist's post that I, for the first time, felt bad about it... but I still went and did it...because I felt Red Economist deserved to be beaten by one who appreciated the post....not the other faux winners in this thread

 

[Brickjectivity]

Actually I have mixed feelings and occasionally love to see bears cry.

 

[atanu]

Obviously. So much of losing day after day will not give you good feeling. But you should learn to be content with mixed feelings.

 

[Wu Wei]

Yes, yes you should

 

[sun rise]

Hmm. I wonder... Not that I'm accusing anyone of anything, of course.

Man in bear costume harasses bears in Alaska

 

[Wu Wei]

Yup that guy is a jerk... better not see him in my part of the river or its lunatic stew for dinner

 

[atanu]

He is full of poo. Will you really enjoy the stew?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Hmm. I wonder... Not that I'm accusing anyone of anything, of course.

Man in bear costume harasses bears in Alaska

Something I learned from the story is that Alaska has code forbidding 'Wildlife Harrasment'. It must be something that happens pretty often in Alaska.

 

[atanu]

Something I learned from the story is that Alaska has code forbidding 'Wildlife Harrasment'. It must be something that happens pretty often in Alaska.

Man's very nature is 'Harassment'. For example, no one lets me win in peace.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hmm. I wonder... Not that I'm accusing anyone of anything, of course.

Man in bear costume harasses bears in Alaska

I can see a down side to this.
I'd rather harass house cats.

 

[Wu Wei]

No need for any costume..... I win as is

 

[sun rise]

All of you think you're dancers
and pretend that you're prancers
but my win
on the wall I pin
And all my wins are enhancers.

 

[Brickjectivity]

ghost dog winning in the past
you can never be quite last
is it that you have no hands
quoth the raven your butt is canned

All of you think you're dancers
and pretend that you're prancers
but my win
on the wall I pin
And all my wins are enhancers.

 

[sun rise]

ghost dog winning in the past
you can never be quite last
is it that you have no hands
quoth the raven your butt is canned

You think that canned
can rhyme with hands?

Poor misguided brick
you're a bit thick.

Now take your time
or eat a sour lime.

 

[Brickjectivity]

You think that canned
can rhyme with hands?

Poor misguided brick
you're a bit thick.

Now take your time
or eat a sour lime.

oh dog entrapped by idled kine
of son of wolves of whittled vine
yes foppish creatures of that past
who never could make last posts last

dear doggy brave and witless too
lack wisdom not to eat your doo
yes shaggy creature of that past
who never could make last posts last

who as you wheeze and lick your hind
would dane to punish all mankind
by licking children in their face
your only vengeance 'gainst our race

 

[Brickjectivity]

You silence is making me feel like that was too effective. Don't tell me you are really and truly a dog?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Poem of Apology to Dogs All Kinds

they are the furriest
ever the hurry-est

Dogs are obedient
when its expedient

they are so much faster
than nat'ral disaster

if you can't do something
dogs don't pooh pooh that thing

when they seem barking loud
they're telling you they're proud

 

[Brickjectivity]

I guess this means I'm really the winner.