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The last post is the WINNER!

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
This saw can cause cancer.......

What can't casue cancer these days...... besides its in my garage with the chain off the bar...after only a few uses...... so it is not causing cancer...heck it is not even causing tree limbs to be cut up
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
As my first acting teacher put it (to us to say)

Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood. Oh the wood Wood would saw!

All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw, in other words, all the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw.

One day Wood’s woodsaw would saw no wood. So all the wood Wood would saw was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood’s woodsaw would saw wood.

Now Wood would saw wood with a woodsaw that would saw wood, so Esau sought a saw that would saw wood. One day Esau saw a saw saw as no other woodsaw would saw. In fact, of all the wood saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood never saw a saw saw as the woodsaw Wood saw would saw wood.

And I never saw a saw saw as the woodsaw Wood saw would saw until I saw Esau saw wood with the woodsaw Wood saw saw wood.

Now Wood saws wood with the woodsaw Wood saw saw wood.

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ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
Apparently Ares is famous at the locksmith's. I went in there with him today, and they know him by name, and didn't charge him for his random request.

Hmmm, im not sure if you should be concerned about that... Why is Ares famous at the locksmiths?
 

Stonetree

Abducted Member
Premium Member
What can't casue cancer these days...... besides its in my garage with the chain off the bar...after only a few uses...... so it is not causing cancer...heck it is not even causing tree limbs to be cut up
I have only occasionally wanted a bear and his other chainsaw pursuing a grievance as I prepare for dinner. My reference was to cobalt actually,
not to your actual saw............ Cobalt metal is suspected of causing cancer (i.e., possibly carcinogenic, IARC Group 2B) as per the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) Monographs.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I have only occasionally wanted a bear and his other chainsaw pursuing a grievance as I prepare for dinner. My reference was to cobalt actually,
not to your actual saw............ Cobalt metal is suspected of causing cancer (i.e., possibly carcinogenic, IARC Group 2B) as per the International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) Monographs.

But I was talking about an electric chainsaw...that was blue...... I don't get it

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Wait.....did you say DINNER!!!!!! Where's mine?
 

ChristineM

"Be strong", I whispered to my coffee.
Premium Member
I'm going to get some sleep, today has sapped my energy, dozing and hitting yourself in the mouth with your phone is a sure sign the sleep is needed.

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Goodnight
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
I ordered a new lens hood for my camera from China because it was $20 in stead of the $80 that Nikon were asking. So far it has travelled to just about every Chinese city but is yet to leave China. The tracking is about 3 pages long. Maybe I should have paid an extra for the express postage.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I ordered a new lens hood for my camera from China because it was $20 in stead of the $80 that Nikon were asking. So far it has travelled to just about every Chinese city but is yet to leave China. The tracking is about 3 pages long. Maybe I should have paid an extra for the express postage.
Has it returned to a city it has already visited?
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I ordered a new lens hood for my camera from China because it was $20 in stead of the $80 that Nikon were asking. So far it has travelled to just about every Chinese city but is yet to leave China. The tracking is about 3 pages long. Maybe I should have paid an extra for the express postage.
And when you get it, if you get it, hopefully it is what you ordered.
 
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