The last post is the WINNER!

[ChristineM]

Good morning...

 

[John53]

Good morning...

Good morning evil mistress. (J'ai anglais cette fois-ci pour éviter toute confusion)

 

[John53]

Who knew confusion was a French word

 

[Stonetree]

Good morning evil mistress. (J'ai anglais cette fois-ci pour éviter toute confusion)

Who are you calling a princess? .......

 

[John53]

Who are you calling a princess? .......

You ya sissy.

 

[Stonetree]

You ya sissy.

knock this twig off my shoulder, ya soon to be knocked off line Aussie dingbat!

 

[ChristineM]

knock this twig off my shoulder, ya soon to be knocked off line Aussie dingbat!

Aussie men are the most well balanced men in the world.
They have a chip on both shoulders

 

[Stonetree]

Aussie men are the most well balanced men in the world.
They have a chip on both shoulders

You have some good jokes, I've noticed in more than one thread....

 

[ChristineM]

Glorious day. Been through 3 diversions to do some shopping. The ground is soggy, the sky is duck egg blue, it's 8c (was 6c when i left home), the air is crystal clear, from the top of the hills...

 

[ChristineM]

You have some good jokes, I've noticed in more than one thread....

Humour is part of the meaning of life

 

[John53]

knock this twig off my shoulder, ya soon to be knocked off line Aussie dingbat!

Have you over fertilised again?

 

[John53]

You have some good jokes, I've noticed in more than one thread....

Brown nose

 

[Stonetree]

Brown nose

Did your new housekeeper start wearing mini skirts, yet?

 

[Stevicus]

Today is Tuesday, November 7th - the 106th anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. Have a wonderful day, Comrades!

 

[ChristineM]

Today is Tuesday, November 7th - the 106th anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. Have a wonderful day, Comrades!

Also known as the great October socialist revolution,

 

[Stevicus]

Today is also National Hug A Bear Day: National Hug a Bear Day

National Hug a Bear Day is observed Every year on November 7. You are not advised to go out and embrace real bears on this day; it will be exceedingly risky and might not end well. Hug a Bear Day was designed to raise awareness about the advantages of hugging. We all need hugs. Hugging can make us feel warm, comforted, and, most importantly, loved. National Hug A Bear Day is the ideal time to give a big hug to your loved ones and your adorable teddy bears.

 

[ChristineM]

Today is also National Hug A Bear Day: National Hug a Bear Day

Sound like a trick dreamed up by @Wu Wei

 

[ChristineM]

Good morning evil mistress. (J'ai anglais cette fois-ci pour éviter toute confusion)

j'écris en anglais cette fois pour éviter toute confusion

 

[ChristineM]

Who knew confusion was a French word

About 40,000 French words are used in English, some identical, some identical but pronounced differently and some very similar but with local spelling differences

Here are a few...

Absent
Accident
Action
Adorable
Attention
Avenue
Bizarre
Blond
Bouquet
Boutique
Brunette
Bureau
Café
Chauffeur
Chef
Client
Communication
Confusion
Cousin
Critique
Danger
Depot
Diesel
Encore
Ensemble
Entrepreneur
Excellent
Fruit
Garage
Humble
Image
Important
Index
Information
Intelligent
Lingerie
Liqueur
Matinee
Menu
Musical
Nation
Nature
Original
Omelette
Page
Parking
Patient
Picnic
Place
Police
Public
Question
Recyclable
Rendezvous
Restaurant
Rouge
Route
Routine
Sabotage
Silhouette
Souvenir
Stable
Station
Table
Table d'hote
Train
Vain
Vinaigrette
Visible
Voyage

 

[JustGeorge]

I will object to God's behavior by peeing on some of his stuff.