The last post is the WINNER!

[Thief]

Don't you point at my manhood while wearing a skirt!
eeewwwww!

 

[Revoltingest]

Don't you lift me kilt!
Tis not for your eyes, ya peep'n thief!

 

[Thief]

Foul!...you misguiding miscreant!

I wouldn't go near your kilt.....not for all the ale in McCoy county!

 

[Revoltingest]

So now ya reject me, ya fickle fool!?
That's not a winning way.

 

[Thief]

as far away as possible from you is ALWAYS a winning position!
now go fix a toilet

 

[sun rise]

I gave up **** years ago, and I don't petrol in a lorry.

Is your hovercraft full of eels?

 

[Revoltingest]

I win with BBQed eel sushi!

 

[Thief]

oh! so haggis isn't good enough for you any more?!

You're not stuffing haggis with raw eel.....are you?

That's offensive!

and I win.

 

[Revoltingest]

I win because haggis hates you.
It said so.

 

[Thief]

ok.....so you really are demented....

I win.

 

[Revoltingest]

Me.....demented?
No, I'm not the one having a feud with a sheep's stomach filled with chopped up hearts & lungs.
I win by being conflict free.....except for that bear what wants ta eat me.

 

[Thief]

May you find your pieces within him.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Brickjectivity]

Is your hovercraft full of eels?

I will not buy this record. It is scratched.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

That will never last. Who wants to have spinning disks to listen to music anyway. I have a much better solution

 

[Revoltingest]

You can't win without a.....

 

[sun rise]

You can't win without a.....

That was a winning post.

 

[Revoltingest]

I know!

 

[sun rise]

I know!

And I know winning very well.