The last post is the WINNER!

[Brickjectivity]

I win by comedic accident.

 

[sun rise]

I win on the grounds of insanity and no green-eyed space lizard alien overlord can take it away form me

 

[Revoltingest]

I win on the grounds of insanity and no green-eyed space lizard alien overlord can take it away form me

Consider it taken!

Gorns are not the pushovers you'd think from Kirk's extreme lucky encounter.

 

[Brickjectivity]

This may seem like a random statement, but I win because of green alien overlords.

 

[Revoltingest]

This may seem like a random statement, but I win because of green alien overlords.

 

[sun rise]

Gorns are not overlords. They lose.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I win, because I care about everyone in the world, though perhaps not as much as I give myself credit for.

 

[Revoltingest]

I win by being caring impaired.

 

[sun rise]

Winning six miles high.

 

[4consideration]

Winning with my feet planted firmly on the ground. (Not really, but still winning.)

 

[Revoltingest]

Winning with bare feet.

Note:
The above feet belong to a model.
My own are too hideous to post.

 

[4consideration]

I win with dainty feet.

 

[sun rise]

Footloose and fancy free

 

[Revoltingest]

Large feet run in me family.

 

[Thief]

so take a run...loser

 

[4consideration]

Even small feet can cross the finish line and do a victory dance.

 

[Revoltingest]

Small feet can lose too.
Mine smell like winning.

 

[4consideration]

I smell them. Open a window, or something!

Oops, looks like your win flew the coop.

 

[Revoltingest]

No, I'm still winning.
I think perhaps you smelled Thief's feet.
(He stepped in something when fleeing after a heist.)
My feet smell more like victory with a hint of smugness.

 

[Wu Wei]

Winning with bare feet.

Note:
The above feet belong to a model.
My own are too hideous to post.

Actually I win with BEAR feet

And they are clean because I just washed them