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The last post is the WINNER!

Dan From Smithville

He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Staff member
Premium Member
What you do is place a giant engine on Uranus or Neptune powered by hydrogen. You move one of those planets out of orbit and use it's gravity well as a tractor to tow the moon out of orbit above the flat Earth and across the path of the sun. You can't let the facts that no such technology exists and neither do the means to carry it out, but that's not important. What it shows us is the power of NASA aligned against the flat Earth and the Bible.

Now I must bid you all goodbye, since NASA is now onto me and I will eliminated for my truth.
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
What you do is place a giant engine on Uranus or Neptune powered by hydrogen. You move one of those planets out of orbit and use it's gravity well as a tractor to tow the moon out of orbit above the flat Earth and across the path of the sun. You can't let the facts that no such technology exists and neither do the means to carry it out, but that's not important. What it shows us is the power of NASA aligned against the flat Earth and the Bible.

Now I must bid you all goodbye, since NASA is now onto me and I will eliminated for my truth.

I'm sure @Revoltingest could jury-rig something to get the job done.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Watch out. Some of us have access to the internet and know how to use it. For example I hope you know about this one 30 Chinese Cuss Words To Learn | Mandarin Blueprint

操你祖宗十八代 – Cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài

Dude, in all honesty that is really rude, rather nasty, not at all amusing and a reportable offense here on RF..... try writing that in English and see how far you get.... Do it again and I will absolutely translate it for the mods

and a word of advice, don't use any of those on a native speaker... especially someone from the North..... they will not find it funny....
 
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