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The last post is the WINNER!

Stevicus

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The world is on fire
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Speaking of ****...today I shat on paper, put a wand in it,then put the wand in a tube, put the tube in a hazmat container... Put the container in a box, put the box in a bag and put a mailing label on the box and put the whole shebang in the mail.

The purpose is to do a cancer screening test since I have not had one for quite some time. I presume it will be negative as all the others but it does not hurt to check.
 

JustGeorge

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Speaking of ****...today I shat on paper, put a wand in it,then put the wand in a tube, put the tube in a hazmat container... Put the container in a box, put the box in a bag and put a mailing label on the box and put the whole shebang in the mail.

The purpose is to do a cancer screening test since I have not had one for quite some time. I presume it will be negative as all the others but it does not hurt to check.
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Was it a magic wand?
3 questions I ask myself everyday...

1. Where are my keys?
2. Why did I walk into this room?
3. Have I or haven't I taken my pills?
Wow! We could be twins!

The only difference is on point 3. Mine would say "Have I given Ares his pills?" (Morning meds, hour after waking med, mid day med, evening meds, bedtime med round 1, final bedtime med) Kid's a walking pharmacy.
 
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