The last post is the WINNER!

[ChristineM]

I don't own pyjamas.

Ditto

 

[Kathryn]

I usually buy one new 'nice' outfit a year. (This doesn't include things like underwear, pajamas, or other basics.) I do it when the tax refund comes.

OK here's another observation: Don't buy powdered sugar covered donut holes and leave them out on the counter. I have eaten 8 so far today.

 

[JustGeorge]

OK here's another observation: Don't buy powdered sugar covered donut holes and leave them out on the counter. I have eaten 8 so far today.

They wouldn't have time to get left on the counter here.

 

[Kathryn]

They wouldn't have time to get left on the counter here.

They are so freaking good.

 

[Secret Chief]

You're downplaying your ability to anger people.

She winds me up like a ******* clock.

 

[JustGeorge]

They are so freaking good.

Yudhi loves them.

 

[Kathryn]

Yudhi loves them.

Heck, I love them.

 

[Secret Chief]

Unfortunately, the only person I looked better than was @Secret Chief .

Says the person who goes shopping in their jim-jams.

 

[JustGeorge]

Says the person who goes shopping in their jim-jams.

You're just mad I didn't get you anything.

 

[Kathryn]

Jammies is the best term I believe, but I could be wrong.

 

[John53]

Unfortunately, the only person I looked better than was @Secret Chief .

You would have looked better than me too. You could dress me in a $10,000 suit and I'd still look like an unmade bed.

 

[Kathryn]

I am finding out that donut holes are not filling. I am super hungry.

 

[John53]

That is so sad. Go out and gitchoo some right away. They are fabulous. I like to call them "Loungewear."

TRUE STORY TIME!

One time my husband looked over at me and said, "I am tired of coming home and finding you looking like white trash, so let's go buy you some lounge wear." I know he didn't just call me white trash! So I made him pay dearly for that. I took him to a store that is super expensive and tried on all sorts of loungewear, which he bought and then he said, "Dang. That set me back over $700," and I said, "But I'm not done yet" and took him to ANOTHER store where we spent over $200 more! Don't call me white trash or it will cost you. Plus, I looked pretty nice in my new duds.

That's more than I've spent on clothes in 63 years.

 

[JustGeorge]

You would have looked better than me too. You could dress me in a $10,000 suit and I'd still look like an unmade bed.

That good, huh?

A bed always looks good, unmade or not.

Says the tired person.

 

[Kathryn]

That's more than I've spent on clothes in 63 years.

Like I said, don't call me white trash.

 

[JustGeorge]

I am finding out that donut holes are not filling. I am super hungry.

I'm hungry, too.

The chance of me getting the kids to go in so I can eat are slim...

They're being good, anyways... I'd hate to ruin that.

 

[Kathryn]

I'm hungry, too.

The chance of me getting the kids to go in so I can eat are slim...

They're being good, anyways... I'd hate to ruin that.

Think hard about your priorities.

 

[Secret Chief]

You're just mad I didn't get you anything.

Such as your usual gift of dried up kale?

 

[JustGeorge]

Think hard about your priorities.

The only thing really troubling me is...

I have to pee.

The toilet's inside, too.

 

[JustGeorge]

Such as your usual gift of dried up kale?

I can arrange that, if you'd like.