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NahIf anyone posts after me, they will be struck by the most feared of curses! Here’s what awaits them:
- Eternal Tardiness: Your clock will become the most unreliable of timepieces, forever running 15 minutes late. Soon, you'll be giving the classic excuse: “I swear the traffic was awful!”
- The Lie Detector: An expert in uncovering every little white lie you’ve told will shadow you, from “I only had one slice of cake” to “I’m already on my way.”
- The Rude Ghost: A mischievous spirit will haunt your home, not to scare you, but to constantly remind you of manners, like saying “please” and “thank you.”
- The Privacy Invader: Every time you try to relax, an invisible reporter will be asking questions about your latest social media post.
- The Organizer Extraordinaire: Your house will be incessantly reorganized by a spirit who believes you never put things where they belong. Expect high expectations for your kitchen utensils!
- The Clueless Professional: Your computer will only allow you to use the “Caps Lock” key in all your emails. Hence, your emails will always come across as slightly more urgent than intended!
- The Empathy Overload: Your friends will develop an uncanny ability to empathize with every minor drama you mention, but only when it means making you feel a little guilty.
- The Pessimistic Phantom: An invisible pessimist will appear every time you try to be optimistic, making sarcastic and predictable remarks about anything positive you say.
- The Bias Sneaker: Your shoes will multiply, but always with a minor annoying detail, like slippery soles or slightly incorrect sizes.
- The Inequality Emblem: You’ll gain an imaginary badge that only you can see, reminding you of how the world still needs more gender equality, and it’s something to fight for with a smile.
I have in the past eaten all of them. The only ones I actively avoid are blue cheese, tofu, and raw fish, and snails. Well, except the ones I'm allergic to, like peanut butter and shrimp.
Ah, east coast I see. I’m from Massachusetts. Living in the Midwest now.5:07 pm and warmish.
But not hot! Thank goodness.
OTHER THAN THE CAP LOCK THING, NOTHING NEW HEREIf anyone posts after me, they will be struck by the most feared of curses! Here’s what awaits them:
- Eternal Tardiness: Your clock will become the most unreliable of timepieces, forever running 15 minutes late. Soon, you'll be giving the classic excuse: “I swear the traffic was awful!”
- The Lie Detector: An expert in uncovering every little white lie you’ve told will shadow you, from “I only had one slice of cake” to “I’m already on my way.”
- The Rude Ghost: A mischievous spirit will haunt your home, not to scare you, but to constantly remind you of manners, like saying “please” and “thank you.”
- The Privacy Invader: Every time you try to relax, an invisible reporter will be asking questions about your latest social media post.
- The Organizer Extraordinaire: Your house will be incessantly reorganized by a spirit who believes you never put things where they belong. Expect high expectations for your kitchen utensils!
- The Clueless Professional: Your computer will only allow you to use the “Caps Lock” key in all your emails. Hence, your emails will always come across as slightly more urgent than intended!
- The Empathy Overload: Your friends will develop an uncanny ability to empathize with every minor drama you mention, but only when it means making you feel a little guilty.
- The Pessimistic Phantom: An invisible pessimist will appear every time you try to be optimistic, making sarcastic and predictable remarks about anything positive you say.
- The Bias Sneaker: Your shoes will multiply, but always with a minor annoying detail, like slippery soles or slightly incorrect sizes.
- The Inequality Emblem: You’ll gain an imaginary badge that only you can see, reminding you of how the world still needs more gender equality, and it’s something to fight for with a smile.
Actually I live in Ohio. So technically the midwest, though we go by EST.Ah, east coast I see. I’m from Massachusetts. Living in the Midwest now.
I finally found the magical source of endless food. I hope they don't notice I don't belong to this family!