The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

Our couch has been on the vacant lot for three weeks. Sam hasn't been able to bring himself to move it.

My dad called him and nagged him to move it. I thanked Dad for his help.

Sam complained for a bit, and then disclosed Dad offered him 50 bucks to do it.

I had to go in the house and laugh.

You have a vacant lot? I don't think you've mentioned that before. Do you have a wheel barrow?

 

[JustGeorge]

You have a vacant lot? I don't think you've mentioned that before. Do you have a wheel barrow?

We don't. There's a vacant lot next door, with an abandoned house on it.

We use the yard to pressure wash stuff(like the couch). The kids play on the porch.

It's not proper, but neither am I.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I manage to set myself aside from society by numerous dress code violations.

It helps keep it in its place.

 

[Stonetree]

Enough to make a hare stand up.

Viagra ......Is that what makes 'Big Pharma'?

 

[JustGeorge]

It helps keep it in its place.

Indeed. Away from me.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I can't remember ****.

No one uses the TV, really. I can't remember the last time anyone did.

Yudhi watches videos on my computer. Ares runs around like a maniac. LeeAnder and Sam are both glued to their phones. I chase Ares.

I love the old cartoons. Do you draw doors and tunnels on the wall to escape?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Viagra ......Is that what makes 'Big Pharma'?

Absolutely!

 

[JustGeorge]

I love the old cartoons. Do you draw doors and tunnels on the wall to escape?

How else would one escape?

 

[John53]

I blame society and the dress code.

It's definitely not your fault. The staff uniforms are not the most flattering.

 

[John53]

I manage to set myself aside from society by numerous dress code violations.

Is that like a wardrobe malfunction?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It's definitely not your fault. The staff uniforms are not the most flattering.

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Them ones on the right sure does have big pockets. You can smuggle a lot of stuff in a big pocket.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Is that like a wardrobe malfunction?

If you want to call it a malfunction. You can do that. I call it outstanding.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

How else would one escape?

That and stuff with rockets on it.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

We don't. There's a vacant lot next door, with an abandoned house on it.

We use the yard to pressure wash stuff(like the couch). The kids play on the porch.

It's not proper, but neither am I.

An abandoned house! How many rooms? What the square footage? Is it ready to move in?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

We don't. There's a vacant lot next door, with an abandoned house on it.

We use the yard to pressure wash stuff(like the couch). The kids play on the porch.

It's not proper, but neither am I.

I gotta find out about the squatter rights in Iowa?

 

[John53]

An abandoned house! How many rooms? What the square footage? Is it ready to move in?

Thinking of putting a warren under it?

 

[Stevicus]

I blame society and the dress code.

I blame society for everything. Including this win.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Thinking of putting a warren under it?

Dang right! Maybe yell at them neighbor kids to slow down. Get off my lawn. Yall want to see my toe collection? That sort of thing.

 

[John53]

Dang right! Maybe yell at them neighbor kids to slow down. Get off my lawn. Yall want to see my toe collection? That sort of thing.

I want to see the toe collection!

 

[John53]