The last post is the WINNER!

[JustGeorge]

I had to give an emergency pill to Ares this morning/afternoon. He ran away with the wagon, and then lost his marbles when I caught him.

I can catch him much easier on foot, but he was a block away before it was noted he was leaving(on his dad's watch). So, a two block jog.

When I got him, he tried to beat me up and pee on everything. Then he kept attempting to take off his pants and streak down the street. (He's laughing hysterically the whole time.)

Had him take a pill, 20 minutes later, you'd never know this was the same kid. Changed his clothes, asked to go to the gym, and has been friendly since.

I am so glad the psychiatrist finally signed off on that... The aforementioned fit could have gone on for hours otherwise.

 

[John53]

Watermelon was something that I used to like. Later in my life, I found that I didn't like it anymore.

It's because they have changed over the years, they bred them to be seedless and round which seemed to alter the flavour and texture. And they pick them before they're ripe so travel better and have a longer shelf life.

 

[John53]

Still standing!

So it's doing an Elton John?

 

[JustGeorge]

So it's doing an Elton John?

Elton John provides me shade and berries?

 

[John53]

Elton John provides me shade and berries?

Sure, if you want but I'd wear gloves when picking them.

 

[Kathryn]

Sure, if you want but I'd wear gloves when picking them.

Because of Elton John or because of the berries?

 

[John53]

Because of Elton John or because of the berries?

Both

 

[Kathryn]

Ugh.

 

[sun rise]

My win is small compared to @JustGeorge but it's a win

 

[John53]

 

[sun rise]

I'm sitting

 

[JustGeorge]

My win is small compared to @JustGeorge but it's a win

It's probably a better win, though...

My win may have more oomph, but you didn't have to prevent anyone from running bare bottomed down the street.

That is a lot of rather uncomfortable work.

 

[JustGeorge]

Ares has always had trouble keeping his pants up. Sometimes they would fall considerably, and I'd say "something's missing" and he'd pull them up.

I went out in a short dress one day(he was about 6), and he looked really alarmed and said "Mom-mom... missing something!" (He thought I'd neglected to put on pants.)

 

[Stonetree]

@John53 must think watermelon used to be cubical.....

 

[Kathryn]

What would we do without your Ares stories? @JustGeorge

 

[JustGeorge]

What would we do without your Ares stories?

Rest easier.

 

[Kathryn]

Maybe but life would be boring. @JustGeorge

 

[sun rise]

Ares has always had trouble keeping his pants up. Sometimes they would fall considerably, and I'd say "something's missing" and he'd pull them up.

I went out in a short dress one day(he was about 6), and he looked really alarmed and said "Mom-mom... missing something!" (He thought I'd neglected to put on pants.)

The timing is wrong but if Bill Watterson was still doing Calvin & Hobbes you could sell him your real life adventures and you'd at least make a bit of money on your travails.

 

[JustGeorge]

The timing is wrong but if Bill Watterson was still doing Calvin & Hobbes you could sell him your real life adventures and you'd at least make a bit of money on your travails.

I'm sure that someday, somehow, this will all make me rich one day.

And then I'll run away and hide in a tent in the woods.

Apparently, Elton John will provide the shade and berries.

 

[Kathryn]

The timing is wrong but if Bill Watterson was still doing Calvin & Hobbes you could sell him your real life adventures and you'd at least make a bit of money on your travails.

That's the truth.