The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "sorry but we don't serve food here".

 

[Wu Wei]

Worst son of God ever

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Why is there no sand or witches in sandwiches?

Because they're surrounded by water. Witches hate water.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm sleepy, another retirement seminar tomorrow.... I think I will totter off to bed.........

They have seminars for that?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

You start watching one "World's Most Unbelievable Traffic Cam Moments" video and suddenly you find yourself behind in these complex and important conversations on RF.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

As near as I can tell, @Revoltingest is renting a church with toilet seat pews from @JustGeorge. And at @John53 has been anointed messiah after eating a ham sandwich made on an island surrounded by @Stonetree's. While being forced into retirement by @Wu Wei with @Stevicus officiating in the defrocking, erm retirement festivities.

Is that about right?

 

[JustGeorge]

As near as I can tell, @Revoltingest is renting a church with toilet seat pews from @JustGeorge. And at @John53 has been anointed messiah after eating a ham sandwich made on an island surrounded by @Stonetree's. While being forced into retirement by @Wu Wei with @Stevicus officiating in the defrocking, erm retirement festivities.

Is that about right?

Sounds about right.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Oh, and the sandwich was the perfect width and height according to the Golden Ratio Sandwich Guide.

 

[John53]

As near as I can tell, @Revoltingest is renting a church with toilet seat pews from @JustGeorge. And at @John53 has been anointed messiah after eating a ham sandwich made on an island surrounded by @Stonetree's. While being forced into retirement by @Wu Wei with @Stevicus officiating in the defrocking, erm retirement festivities.

Is that about right?

I'd rather be surrounded by @JustGeorge s than @Stonetree s.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Sounds about right.

Good. I was worried I was lost for a minute. But whoa, what a mess out there on the roads.

I need a dash cam.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'd rather be surrounded by @JustGeorge s than @Stonetree s.

I don't make the situations, just the observations. It's an ancient science thing.

 

[JustGeorge]

I'd rather be surrounded by @JustGeorge s than @Stonetree s.

You say that now, but you haven't actually been surrounded by JustGeorges.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'd rather be surrounded by @JustGeorge s than @Stonetree s.

By the way, Pervert.

 

[John53]

Good. I was worried I was lost for a minute. But whoa, what a mess out there on the roads.

I need a dash cam.

I had a dash cam but the leads drove me nuts.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

By the way, Pervert.

Nah, in this situation that probably isn't correct.

It might be if you wanted to be surround by @Revoltingest and @Stonetree and they were wearing matching yellow sundresses.

 

[John53]

By the way, Pervert.

Correct

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I had a dash cam but the leads drove me nuts.

You're making me think for my humor. I can't do that. It's after hours. I'm not getting paid to think.

 

[John53]

Nah, in this situation that probably isn't correct.

It might be if you wanted to be surround by @Revoltingest and @Stonetree and they were wearing matching yellow sundresses.

I was gonna take a nap but there's zero chance of getting that image out of my brain

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I come to this thread not praise thought, but to bury it.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I was gonna take a nap but there's zero chance of getting that image out of my brain

If there is any consolation, I lead to a self-inflicted injury.