The last post is the WINNER!

[sun rise]

And for @Wu Wei , a special trouble ticket thanks to reddit r/sysadmin

Best ticket I’ve ever had assigned to me…​

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the entire text of the work order: “It doesn’t do it.”​

 

[Kathryn]

Lordy. I really don't like oatmeal.

 

[JustGeorge]

I haven't had any breakfast. I may or may not.

 

[Kathryn]

I did and now I wish I hadn't. Just say no to breakfast unless bacon is involved! Or at least some eggs.

 

[ChristineM]

Breakfast. A bowl of Weetabix, often with fruit. A bottle of Actimel. Coffee.

 

[Kathryn]

See, I wouldn't like that. Too healthy. LOL

 

[JustGeorge]

I did and now I wish I hadn't. Just say no to breakfast unless bacon is involved! Or at least some eggs.

I think there's some vegetarian bacon in the freezer.

I don't typically do 'breakfast food', though. I'd be more likely to make a sandwich, or noodles.

 

[Stevicus]

At least I didn't have pie for breakfast.

 

[JustGeorge]

After the system wipes, phone removal, and credit card application, Ares is stuck with an old computer that's battery only works when plugged in.

Now if I see him doing something suspicious, I just pull the cord. No fight necessary.

 

[sun rise]

Lordy. I really don't like oatmeal.

Fortunately for my desire to deal with high cholesterol with a minimum of drugs, I like oat bran.

 

[Kathryn]

I think there's some vegetarian bacon in the freezer.

I don't typically do 'breakfast food', though. I'd be more likely to make a sandwich, or noodles.

Oh, I'd make a sandwich, out of toast, bacon and an egg.

 

[JustGeorge]

Oh, I'd make a sandwich, out of toast, bacon and an egg.

I had a veggie brat, and some Greek filo things I can't remember the name that had spinach and cheese.

 

[Kathryn]

I had a veggie brat, and some Greek filo things I can't remember the name that had spinach and cheese.

Yum, actually sounds good.

 

[Wu Wei]

I know not these cider donuts of which you speak. But I seek to learn.

 

[Wu Wei]

And for @Wu Wei , a special trouble ticket thanks to reddit r/sysadmin

Best ticket I’ve ever had assigned to me…​

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the entire text of the work order: “It doesn’t do it.”​

that makes no sense.....

You know what you need...pie


Also I have gotten work request that say "Broken" and "not working"

 

[sun rise]

I'm going to have a healthy reduced calorie lunch now since I don't need to gain weight for the winter like some do.

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm going to have a healthy reduced calorie lunch now since I don't need to gain weight for the winter like some do.

I want to go to Aldi and buy vegetables. We're getting low.

 

[Kathryn]

I want to go to Aldi and buy vegetables. We're getting low.

Go! I might go to Aldi too.

 

[JustGeorge]

Go! I might go to Aldi too.

Thinking I might put it off until I'm a little healthier.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm going to have a healthy reduced calorie lunch now since I don't need to gain weight for the winter like some do.

I'm not gaining weight...I'm losing weight..... just have to eat pie in moderation.....and exercise