The last post is the WINNER!

[John53]

Hairdo day. I'm told it won't be a long one.

 

[Stonetree]

I was great at Math......It was the arithmetic part I failed.

 

[JustGeorge]

Hairdo day. I'm told it won't be a long one.

I assumed all of your hair appointments were rather short..

 

[John53]

I assumed all of your hair appointments were rather short..

Mine are non existent, Karens are considered short if less than 90 minutes.

 

[JustGeorge]

Mine are non existent, Karens are considered short if less than 90 minutes.

My appointments are also non existent, but I have more hair than you.

 

[ChristineM]

I have an existent appointment with sleep.

Goodnight

 

[John53]

Waiting around

 

[John53]

90 minutes ago it was going to be 45 minutes. It's now going to be another 45. A kind lady gave me a bottle of water because there's no shops around here and my wife left me to die of thirst

 

[We Never Know]

Have you been feeling a little rundown and moody lately?
You may be suffering from adulthood

 

[John53]

Bored

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Language - George Orwell - Do I effectuate the necessary action in order to chart measurable positive undertakings in order to pursue a desirable end state where a most positive result is made manifest? aka I win.

Politics and the English Language​

Ecclesiastes:​

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Here it is in modern English:​

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the latter is SOOOOO poetic...

 

[sun rise]

I accidentally deleted the original post because I thought it was a duplicate. I lose.

 

[JustGeorge]

Ares is having a day.

He just tried to streak in Hobby Lobby.

 

[Stonetree]

Ares is having a day.

He just tried to streak in Hobby Lobby.

Ares' streak story is the most interesting item I've read here today.

 

[JustGeorge]

Ares' streak story is the most interesting item I've read here today.

The only advantage to living in a walking **** show is at least I have some stories to tell.

 

[Stonetree]

Two out of the last three presidential races were contested by women in the Grand Ole USA....(are they taking over?)

 

[sun rise]

He just tried to streak in Hobby Lobby.

I wonder how he'd react if told that it's utterly passe to streak?

 

[John53]

Nekkid as a jay bird

 

[JustGeorge]

I wonder how he'd react if told that it's utterly passe to streak?

I can't see him being concerned.

It was quite a struggle to keep his pants on him.

 

[John53]

I can't see him being concerned.

It was quite a struggle to keep his pants on him.

We need to start pants free Tuesday for Ares